Being A Harry Potter Fan Like:

I feel so guilty and bad for blocking spam accounts with URLs that obviously once belonged to a real user, like an obvious fandom URL or a clever pun, something obviously once chosen by a real blogger and not auto-generated. It’s like shooting a shambling zombie in the head when you can still tell what kind of person they were before they died. Maybe they’re wearing a slogan tee you can still read pretty clearly or their hair is still dyed and you had FRIENDS with pink hair… Auto-generated URLs like @drawerlampungulatesparklewillowcord are clearly just faceless nameless drones with no actual person behind them and no history. There’s zero guilt involved with blocking those. It’s actually pretty satisfying, shooting those sick imitations of humans dead. But @sasukeisapowerbottom?? That was once somebody. Somebody’s kid, somebody’s friend. And now their corpse is tottering around trying to get people to click on their links with pictures of skinny white girls in frilly bras. It’s so sad.

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

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a popular blogger confesses to real, irl murder on their vent blog. a post goes around from someone called ‘bpdhamilton’ saying “hey guys bowserslefttesticle is a murderer and also hella aphobic so please dont reblog their posts :/”

amazon employee: so how about that new season of stranger thi-

jeff bezos over a walkie-talkie: take the shot

got the best b-day card from my little sis @mrs-legolas-greenleaf

thank u christy, ilu <333

sharing the drawings side of it because i love it. whole thing is great - i esp. like the car ride drawing (lol), parasailing drawing and the steven yeun drawing :D

(note: the zuko drawing is actually a drawing of a drawing, with the orig. drawing being dante basco’s)

^ and an IchiRuki doodle from the message side of the card :3

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

Cookie in a milk cup.