J J Abrams: We're Going To Do Some Rewrites To Episode Vii In Response To Fan Reactions About Certain

friend of the day! meet handsom roundboy desert rain frog!

he lick!

he yell!

he round!

he grump!

he squish!

he run!

gone!

goodbye!!!!

disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they

The New Font For Titles Is Really Throwing Me Off And Now Everything Looks Like A Clickbait Article

DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

cursed boy

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.