This Might Be By My Favorite Instagram Video Right Now.

what the fuck this is next level shit

Next time you’re stuck inside on a freezing day, try a craft that’s fun for the whole family: Baby Fluid Jar!

Supplies: packet of plastic babies glycerin distilled water small jar

Directions: 1. Fill your jar nearly to the top with distilled water 2. Add a baby to the liquid. Your baby should sink to the bottom of the jar. If not, you bought a shitty baby. Find a baby made of denser plastic. 3. Add a lil splash of glycerin 4. Close the jar and shake to mix 5. Check to see if baby is suspended in the middle of the fluid (like the jar on the left in the second pic) 6. If baby is still at the bottom, repeat steps 3-5 until baby is suspended 7. If baby gets stuck floating at the top (like the jar on the right in the second pic), you’ve made the fluid too dense. Add more water until baby is suspended 8. Fuckin baby fluid jar !!! 9. Swirl that shit 10. Whirlpool baby 11. So fast

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

Chris Maggio

Most so-called Hollywood Elites didn’t have their daddy’s giving them millions of dollars every year.

Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:

1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera. 2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office 3. Repeat as often as needed