A Person Complaining About Puns Basically Invites Every Pun Enthusiast In The Vicinity To Come Snapping

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

“be the bigger person” no?? im 5"1 and bitter u be the bigger person???

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

If you didn’t know already, Okami is my all-time favorite game. I love everything about it. The gameplay, the story, the artstyle and the soundtrack, I love all of it! I was so happy when it came out on the Switch cus now I can play this wonderful game wherever I go!

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Hey quick question if sunlight is their enemy then why did they as a society wear bikinis instead of heavy cloaks to protect themselves

if one more of you sends me a post about your bowser kinks i will delete

The good kind.

today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.

we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to. 

Video: Merry Christmas from Charlie the venus flytrap