dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
❕attention ❕ Cup loves cantaloupe
people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying
Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl2_0NolZuP/
its not even a hundred years from WW2 where nazi ideology & white supremacy quite literally got millions of ppl systematically murdered, and some ppl still act like nazism is “just an opinion” and that “everyone’s entitled to an opinion” as if it was something akin to a favorite color or food preference instead of a violent, manipulative, dangerous propaganda
Don’t ever talk to me or my sons ever again…
Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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