Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

these Live action Disney movies would be more interesting if at the end of the films Angelina Jolie's Maleficent came to the villain and said "I want to talk to you about Kingdom Hearts"

911: Whats your emergency? Me: I’d like to report something missing.  911: Sure, what is it? Me: My motivation.

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.

“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

*Boy, that sure is catchy 

OH MY FUCKING GOD

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”