Kevin Watch The Light

same

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

Me: “dad am i adopted?” Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

one screw to make, one screw up to take

Anish, drawn in PS.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of artist Anish Kapoor. Portrait is from the waist up. Anish Kapoor is wearing pink. His expression cannot be seen because there’s too much pink. The background is a confounding shade of pink that nobody likes.]

just put all my children to bed it’s their first night at home I hope they sleep well and that they know I love them all so much each and every one of them