I Still Do Not Understand What Possessed So Many Well-respected Actors To Do The Spy Kids Movies Like

All I want for Christmas is:

dark grey eye shadow

fingerless gloves

a fluffy oversized grey sweater

Do you know how hard I worked for us to have accidental eye contact

When did they give the fruit loops mascot realistic hands

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

Santa Claus and a Demonic Tree worshiped by orphan children work together to kill a woman via electrocution  

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it’s raining," says the man.

"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman. 

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”