One Screw To Make, One Screw Up To Take

i need a 1k selfie before i die

A young artist exhibits his work for the first time… …and a well known art critic is in attendance. The critic says to the young artist, “would you like my opinion of your work?” “Yes,” says the artist. “It’s worthless,” says the critic. The artist replies, “I know, but tell me anyway.”

WHEN WILL YOU ALL LEARN THAT HARRY DIDN’T STEAL NEVILLE’S LOLLIPOP, IT GOT STUCK TO HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK AS HE WALKED PAST. 

IF HE STOLE IT 

A) WE WOULD SEE HIS HAND STICKING OUT TO GRAB IT

B) IF HARRY WAS EATING IT, IT WOULD BE INVISIBLE SINCE ANYTHING UNDER THE CLOAK BECOMES INVISIBLE

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

What life was like everyday in highschool.

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if i can get enough losers to do this with me, we can have like whatever the gothic lolitas do, tea parties?? but it can be a lan party and we’re all dressed like shit and blasting midi covers 

This cat statue I saw at a thrift store.. absolute fucking unit.