Sang-woo: How Do You Want Your Coffee?

( coffee shop owner gi-hun)

Sang-woo: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Gi-hun: Aren't you forgetting something?

Sang-woo: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Gi-hun's forehead before running out.*

Gi-hun: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Gi-hun: So, you're a cop, huh? I always had a thing for men in uniform… especially ones who look like they could handle a little… *rough play*.

Jun-ho: Is that a challenge, Gi-hun? Because I'm pretty good at handling… *challenges*. And I'm thinking this one might involve a lot of… *sweating*. Preferably not from the heat of the game.

Gi-hun: *leans in, a playful smirk on his face* You know, for a cop, you're surprisingly good at breaking the rules. Maybe we could break a few more... *together*?

Jun-ho: I'm always up for a little lawbreaking, especially if it involves someone as… *intriguing* as you. Tell me, Gi-hun, what kind of punishment do you think you deserve?

Kunikida: perhaps it’s time to admit to myself that my feelings towards dazai are more than just dislike.

Dazai, across the agency office *shoving the 12th marshmallow into his mouth* tchuthy bunthy.

Kunikida:.....

Kunikida: I would rather die.

Aww hes cute and lmaoo

do you guys think my cat looks royal? my friend told me his neck fur made it look like he was a pricne 😭😭

(shhh yes i post all my 3 cats on all my 3 rp accs you shush up)

Jun-ho: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.

In-ho: But did I make you cry?

Jun-ho: *cries on the spot*

In-ho: ...Shit.

I mean you remind me of a cat I used to know

Would that make you a cat then?

gwat no

Sang-woo: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

Gi-hun: Sure.

Sang-woo: Your life!

Gi-hun: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, no.

Made some more

Nanami: *sighing* Maybe I get to punch Gojo at least once in an alternate universe...

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Kunikida: *bodyslamming Dazai to the next Tuesday* DIE!