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I fear I have so many little ideas for teen! thanos and nam-gyu. like, i've got so much lore set up for them in my notes. they're just so cute :(( enjoy this little drabble of thanos coming back from a trip to the us!!!

"Why are you looking down like that?"

The taller boy chortled, holding back a childish grin that seemed to be forever plastered across his face. The warm, calloused hand at the nape of his neck, shoving the others head down finally released only to be met with a harsh slap. The purple haired boy whined, holding his pain afflicted hand as if the slap actually hurt.

"Dude- The fuck are you doing? Let go of me." Nam-gyu shoved the other off, finally letting his eyes fall upon his best friend. It had been months since the two had last seen each other. Six months and four days, but Nam-gyu wasn't keeping track, not at all. His dark eyes widened, suddenly aware of just how the other was towering over him, purple tufts of hair flickering in front of the others' eyes as Su-bong tilted his head. Su-bong had to have at least been a whole head taller than him now. What had they been feeding him...

"Fuck, man," Su-bong whined, shaking his hand as he finally straightened, "No need to hit me!" His complaints didn't cease until the other flicked him once again, square in his forehead. This certainly wasn't the warm welcome he was expecting. A playful pout fell across his face. "This is no way to greet your best friend," He pointed towards the other, making his chipped black nail polish rather obvious. In his eyes he hadn't grown much. Sure, his pant legs were shorter, but he figured they just shrunk in the wash. It seemed more reasonable that Nam-gyu might have shrunk.

My contribution to the thangyu community

Gi-hun: (Trying to teach Sang-woo how to relax) Okay, close your eyes and imagine you're on a beautiful beach. The sun is shining, the waves are gently lapping at the shore...

Sang-woo: (Eyes still closed, but tense) And there's probably a guy there trying to scam me with a timeshare. I need to calculate the present value of the offer and determine if it's worth the risk. Is the beach in international waters? What are the tax implications of off-shore holdings?

Gi-hun: (Sighs) Maybe try a different beach.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I need your help. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

Gi-hun: (Immediately alarmed) What? Did you…did you get involved in something illegal again? Did you bankrupt another company? Steal from your mother again?!

Sang-woo: (Sighs) I bought a plant. And I don’t know how to take care of it.

Gi-hun: (Blinks) ...You’re telling me that this is the life-altering crisis that requires Gi-hun's aid?

Gi-hun: You know, sometimes I wonder what would have happened if things had been different. If we hadn't ended up where we are.

Sang-woo: Probably the same thing. You'd be borrowing money from me, and I'd be regretting every financial decision I've ever made. The only difference is maybe we'd be arguing in a nicer apartment.

Gi-hun: Hey! I paid you back! …Mostly.

Gi-hun: (Trying to teach Sang-woo how to relax) Okay, close your eyes and imagine you're on a beautiful beach. The sun is shining, the waves are gently lapping at the shore...

Sang-woo: (Eyes still closed, but tense) And there's probably a guy there trying to scam me with a timeshare. I need to calculate the present value of the offer and determine if it's worth the risk. Is the beach in international waters? What are the tax implications of off-shore holdings?

Gi-hun: (Sighs) Maybe try a different beach.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I need your help. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

Gi-hun: (Immediately alarmed) What? Did you…did you get involved in something illegal again? Did you bankrupt another company? Steal from your mother again?!

Sang-woo: (Sighs) I bought a plant. And I don’t know how to take care of it.

Gi-hun: (Blinks) ...You’re telling me that this is the life-altering crisis that requires Gi-hun's aid?

Gi-hun: You know, sometimes I wonder what would have happened if things had been different. If we hadn't ended up where we are.

Sang-woo: Probably the same thing. You'd be borrowing money from me, and I'd be regretting every financial decision I've ever made. The only difference is maybe we'd be arguing in a nicer apartment.

Gi-hun: Hey! I paid you back! …Mostly.

Gi-hun: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Sangwoo: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Gi-hun: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ALI WITH ME

Sae-byeok, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Gi-hun: Can I ask a question?

Sang-woo You just did

Gi-hun:Can I ask another one?

Sang-woo:you already did

Gi-hun: Can I ask a different one then?

Sang-woo Yes, you can

Gi-hun: May I ask that new question?

Sang-woo: ...

THE ARCHS 😫😫

THE THINGS I WANT TO DO WITH HIM 🥰🥰

Leave us in a room alone and he's coming out pregnant with a lot of kids 😊

**Gi-hun:** So, you're telling me this game… is *all* about finding the perfect shade of beige for your living room? Because I picked a pretty killer mustard yellow.

**Salesman:** (Beaming) Precisely! And the prize? A lifetime supply of beige paint! Think of the possibilities! Beige on beige! Beige with a subtle hint of… off-beige!

**Gi-hun:** A lifetime supply of beige? I risked my life for... *beige*? I should have stuck with the squid game. At least the prizes were *excitingly* violent.

**Salesman:** Oh, but think of the *subtle* violence of choosing the wrong shade! The psychological warfare! The sheer terror of… eggshell!

**Gi-hun:** Eggshell? You're losing me. Are there… are there tiny eggs involved? Because I’m surprisingly good at cracking eggs.

**Salesman:** (Whispering conspiratorially) Only if you choose the wrong beige. Then, tiny, *very* angry eggs…

**Gi-hun:** Right. This is definitely worse than the squid game. At least there I knew what I was up against. This... this is beige-mageddon. I'm outta here.

**Salesman:** (Calling after him) But sir! Have you considered the beige-on-beige-on-beige option? It's… revolutionary!

Gi-hun: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Salesman : Is it me?

Gi-hun: It's always you.

Gi-hun: I am a ninja.

Sang-woo: No, you’re not.

Gi-hun: Did you see me do that?

Sang-woo: Do what?

Gi-hun: Exactly.

Gi-hun: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Sae-byeok: No.

Sang-woo: No.

Gi-hun: Didn't think so.

Sang-woo: I’m going to take you out

Gi-hun: great, it’s a date!

Sang-woo: I meant that as a threat.

Gi-hun: See you at five!

Sae-byeok gesturing to jun-hee: jun-hee, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

dae ho : Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!

Jun-hee: I’m sorry Mom... :(

Gi-hun, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

*The Squad using an Ouija board*

Gi-hun: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house?

Spirit, through the board: YES.

Sang-woo: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.

Sae-byeok: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.

Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

Gi-hun: You bought a taco?

Sang-woo: Yes.

Gi-hun: From the same truck that hit Sae-byeok?!

Sang-woo, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help her.

( if they survive the three of them)

Gi-hun: Sang-woo, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?

Sang-woo: Sae-byeok, Gi-hun wants you to get out of the house.

Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem and brought you some chocolate

Sang-woo, already crying: You did?

Gi-hun: My dreamie...

Sang-woo, blushing: Shut up, I'm not...

Gi-hun: I never said what kind of dreams. You f***ing nightmare.

Sang-woo: There's no way he likes me back.

Sae-byeok: Gi-hun would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun would throw himself in front of a moving car to help people

Sang-woo: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Gi-hun: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Sang-woo: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Gi-hun: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Sang-woo: I said within reason, gi-hun. How about I murder that girl( sae-byeok 😇)

Gi-hun: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Sang-woo: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

In-ho: We're not heroes.

In-ho: Well, I'm not. *points to gi-hun* he is

In-ho: But he's insane, as you may have noticed.

In-ho: Gi-hun, you'll be working with Sang-woo and The saleman and me

Gi-hun: Alright! My fantasy 4some!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Gi-hun: ...Of people on a team

When Sang-Woo confesses he is in debt because he invested in futures and Gi-Hun was like

"How about you invest in some bitches? (Me)"

LMAOOO

I can totally see it

Anyway here's a incorrect

Gi-hun: I have feelings for you.

Sang-woo: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Sang-woo: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

Gi-hun: Sure.

Sang-woo: Your life!

Gi-hun: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, no.

Gi-hun: When I die I want In-ho to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

In-ho: Why am I not the protagonist of an amazing story…?

Gi-hun: You are, though - it’s called “your life.”

In-ho: Shut the fuck up, I wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day.

Gi-hun: But those are your demons.

In-ho: ...

In-ho: I am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch-ass comment you just made.