( Coffee Shop Owner Gi-hun)

Kunikida: perhaps it’s time to admit to myself that my feelings towards dazai are more than just dislike.

Dazai, across the agency office *shoving the 12th marshmallow into his mouth* tchuthy bunthy.

Kunikida:.....

Kunikida: I would rather die.

⚠️vent about bsd⚠️

Is so boring seeing dazai all the time

Every bsd reaction videos always has dazai "angst " and past and hating ango like fr is annoying dazai wasn't the only one who lost his best friend ango did too and how bsd reaction videos has mori " sa" dazai and shit is so annoying tf and yall blame mori for how dazai is is not even his fault dazai already was in a dark place before meeting mori

Chuuya didn't cry when dazai left there's no proof at that and

What makes chuuya and verlaine so different

Verlaine didn't know he was hurting chuuya he wanted to raise chuuya away from the government and wanted chuuya to live a normal life and verlaine can have been a child too expect no one helped him before

Arthur didn't even think of chuuya being a human being

Verlaine was also victim of experimenting as well not only was chuuya

We barely know about Verlaine and Brutalization

There's a chance that Verlaine was also kidnapped in a young age

There's other characters that have trauma not only dazai like atsushi and kyouka and akutagawa and yosano and chuuya

Like Verlaine is the one who didn't think he's human

Like is that really impossible for someone to clone someone without having a original body

Like chuuya and his clone or the original chuuya and his clone

**Gi-hun:** So, you're telling me this game… is *all* about finding the perfect shade of beige for your living room? Because I picked a pretty killer mustard yellow.

**Salesman:** (Beaming) Precisely! And the prize? A lifetime supply of beige paint! Think of the possibilities! Beige on beige! Beige with a subtle hint of… off-beige!

**Gi-hun:** A lifetime supply of beige? I risked my life for... *beige*? I should have stuck with the squid game. At least the prizes were *excitingly* violent.

**Salesman:** Oh, but think of the *subtle* violence of choosing the wrong shade! The psychological warfare! The sheer terror of… eggshell!

**Gi-hun:** Eggshell? You're losing me. Are there… are there tiny eggs involved? Because I’m surprisingly good at cracking eggs.

**Salesman:** (Whispering conspiratorially) Only if you choose the wrong beige. Then, tiny, *very* angry eggs…

**Gi-hun:** Right. This is definitely worse than the squid game. At least there I knew what I was up against. This... this is beige-mageddon. I'm outta here.

**Salesman:** (Calling after him) But sir! Have you considered the beige-on-beige-on-beige option? It's… revolutionary!

He's so handsome ❤💛💛😭

Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem and brought you some chocolate

Sang-woo, already crying: You did?

Ok kuniBram but angst

Bram thinks kunikida is straight and dose his best to avoid kunikida every chance he gets he wants to forget his feelings for kunikida who's straight

Meanwhile kunikida misunderstood and thinks that Bram hates/delikes him for no reason and try his best to become friends with Bram who been avoided him and dose his best to try to talk to bram and try to talk to Aya

Meanwhile

Aya thinks that kunikida did some to Bram to which she begins to avoid kunikida as well and would hang out with the rest of the Ada every time she visited the Ada ignoring the fact she's hurting his feelings she just didn't understand what's going on

*Gi-hun rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Sang-woo: What's going on?

Sae-byeok: Gi-hun wouldn't drink water.

Sang-woo: ...And?

Sae-byeok: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.

Gi-hun, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

I love to see that tbh

Anyways my crack au is that Kunkida from Bungou Stray Dogs(same English voice actor for endevor) adopts Touya from My Hero Acadamia and is actually a good flawed dad and helps him beat the shit outa his dad.

Even after everything that happened between them, this is how Steve spoke about Tony:

And this is how Tony spoke about (and to) Steve:

After Ultron, after the Accords, after the fight in Siberia, after years of radio silence, Steve still called Tony earth's best defender. He still respected Tony and tried to do right by him.

And what did Tony do? Got in Steve's face and blamed him for everything. And Steve just stood there and took it.

I will never get over it. Steve deserved so much better.