I Love The Guy Who’s Clearly A Teacher Who Came Over With The Intent To Tear Two Fucking Idiot Teenagers

Guess who got shit done today

not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there

Is there a word for aces to use in place of "horny"? Like instead of wanting to engage in coitus, it means wanting to engage in cuddles? Cause I need that word!

omg yes!!! we need this word immediately

- Alec

GUESS WHAT?

I REACHED 5,000 FOLLOWERS! I still can’t believe so many wonderful people follows me! ;; Am I really that worthy? Gosh you guys!! <3

To celebrate such an amazing number, i’m doing the first giveaway ever!

How to participate?

It’s super easy! First you have to be following me of course. And then you just have to reblog!

You can reblog as many times as you want, but NO giveaway blogs can reblog this and please, do not spam the other blogs you follow with reblogging this a lot of times. You will be out of the giveaway if you do.

This giveaway ends the 7th of January! After that day, i’ll announce the winner.

The winner will be able to get a free drawing of whatever they want, under some rules i’ll only tell the winner.

Thank you so much and I wish you all luck!

Friend: *comes to me with romantic relationship problems*

Aro/ace me: *tries to remember everything i have learnt about relationships from fiction and tries to give useful advice*

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

pretty easy.

*ace people laughing in the distance*