Guess Who Got Shit Done Today

Guess who got shit done today

not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there

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My Amazing Friend Haley Made This For Me! Merry "Kris"mas!

My amazing friend Haley made this for me! Merry "Kris"mas!

Sexualities explained using gifs

Pansexuality: 

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Bisexuality:

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Demisexuality:

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Asexuality: 

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based off of this Source

reblog with gifs explaining other sexualities

Pretty Easy.
Pretty Easy.

pretty easy.

Fictional character: I don't care about sex

Me, an asexual individual: Ohh, that's something i can relate to. Finally! Yay!

Fictional character: I don't care about romance either.

Me: That's cool! It will be very enjoyable to watch you have a meaningful life and be a complex, unique person who simply happens not to feel sexual or romantic attraction.

Fictional character: In fact, i don't care about other humans at all. I don't have friends or family. I'm a very lonely person. Other people call me a freak.

Me: ... Fine, i guess

Fictional character: All my social interactions are very child-like, cold-hearted, superficial and meaningless. The sole reason for this is my lack of romance and sex. It makes me incapable of having a happy, normal relationship of any kind.

Me: What

Fictional character: But now i met That One Special Person.

Me: the fuck

Fictional character: That One Special Person changes everything. They heal my broken heart and make me capable of having feelings. Obviously i have been broken the whole time.

Me: ...

Me: Why did i even expect anything else, i should know better by now

So my friends are really accepting of my one of my friends was like "Pretty highness!" and I was like: :o wut and she said "it's a gender neutral alternative to prince/princess!" and that made me really happy so just putting that out there :D

to asexual boys:

it’s ok that you don’t feel sexually attracted to girls or boys

it doesn’t make you any less of a man

it’s ok if you’re a virgin

it’s ok if you want to stay a virgin

it’s ok

ur great

I Started This Last Week And Am Happy To Say That I Finished It Today!! Please Don’t Edit It. Thank

I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)

Submitted By: Anonymous

Submitted by: Anonymous

I Always Approve Of Ladies Having A Chill Time With Dragons. Who Needs To Be A Damsel In Distress? Dragon

I always approve of ladies having a chill time with dragons. Who needs to be a damsel in distress? Dragon Resting Its Head On The Lap Of A Woman by R. Leinweber, 1912

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