Friend: *comes To Me With Romantic Relationship Problems*

Friend: *comes to me with romantic relationship problems*

Aro/ace me: *tries to remember everything i have learnt about relationships from fiction and tries to give useful advice*

More Posts from Kristhepineappleking-blog and Others

Me on a date: so do you ship miguel and tulio?

Date: um no? There is no chemistry and tulio loves chel

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry I have to leave immediatley

Trans Artists Made These Stunning Posters For Trans Day Of Remembrance
Trans Artists Made These Stunning Posters For Trans Day Of Remembrance
Trans Artists Made These Stunning Posters For Trans Day Of Remembrance

Trans Artists Made These Stunning Posters For Trans Day Of Remembrance

“just educate them! they won’t stop being transphobic if you don’t!”

is that before or after they assault me and possibly kill me

JFUSOJCHSKVIWUIWHJOWBSLA NEED

JFUSOJCHSKVIWUIWHJOWBSLA NEED

With Bowstring Taut And Bootstraps Tight, The Arrows Come And Claim The Fight! Now You Can Rep Your Aromantic
With Bowstring Taut And Bootstraps Tight, The Arrows Come And Claim The Fight! Now You Can Rep Your Aromantic
With Bowstring Taut And Bootstraps Tight, The Arrows Come And Claim The Fight! Now You Can Rep Your Aromantic

With bowstring taut and bootstraps tight, the arrows come and claim the fight! Now you can rep your aromantic pride and be nifty keen and hella green.

Grab these Aro Pride shirts at Look Human! (1|2|3)

We’ve got shirt color and style variation for daaaayyys, so take your time and have a look around.

With Bowstring Taut And Bootstraps Tight, The Arrows Come And Claim The Fight! Now You Can Rep Your Aromantic

Rock on, Green Rangers.

i really want to make a ‘we didn’t start the fire’ rendition but with 2008-2015 like how sick would that be

You're awesome!

You're Awesome!

allosexual person: wow sex is the greatest thing ever me, a confused asexual: ok but have you ever stepped on a really crunchy leaf?

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

yes it's cool when unrequited love isn't treated as this huge tragedy and people can still be friends or accept it and move on but i do love the fucked up dynamic you get when someone is so utterly obsessed with someone else that they beg and plead with them just to be allowed to devote themselves to them like a dog even if they get nothing in return for it. when the love is completely one sided but it isn't any less intense for it.

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