Me: I'm an asexual. I don't like the idea of sex.
Person: okay but...
Me: hoe don't do it....
Persona: ...how do you know if you've never tried it?
Me: oOh mY gO D
@SaraBee: Super proud of @Etsy today for making our bathrooms as gender-neutral as state law allows
Etsy Trolls Outdated NY Law With Gender-Neutral Restroom Signs
Hey, everyone! Model: My little sister. #gdheadless #PicsArt
Friend: *comes to me with romantic relationship problems*
Aro/ace me: *tries to remember everything i have learnt about relationships from fiction and tries to give useful advice*
as The Annoying Friend™, i apologize in advance for trying to start conversations with you and ruining your whole day by forcing you to take pity and interact with my shit self
Being non-dysphoric does not make you less trans.
Choosing not to undergo hormone treatment does not make you less trans.
Opting out of top/bottom surgery does not make you less trans.
Liking traditionally feminine/masculine things does not make you less trans.
Choosing not to come out publicly for personal/safety reasons does not make you less trans.
Sick of gatekeeping in the trans community. Your identity is valid. No matter what.
Truly inspiring
Heterosexual: I like chocolate ice cream
Homosexual: I like vanilla ice cream
Bisexual: I like chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and mint and pistachio and…
Pansexual: I don't give a fuck what flavor it is, just gimme some ice cream
Asexual: I'm lactose intolerant
Asexual (with a sex drive): I mean that's some nice looking ice cream but it's not worth it if my tummy's gonna hurt for a week
Asexual (sex repulsed): Get that ice cream the fuck away from me
Asexual (sex averse): I mean you were really thoughtful to get me this ice cream and I can tell it means a lot to you so I'll have a little bit and I won't hate it
Demisexual: Ice cream was an acquired taste for me
Grey-ace: I don't usually go for ice cream but damn that is a nice pint
Try not to get yelled at by straight people for not being straight
Try not to get yelled at by gay people for not being gay
Make sure no one finds out that we’re secretly dragons
you don’t need a deep voice to be a boy
you don’t need a deep voice to be a boy
you don’t need a deep voice to be a boy
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