Truly Inspiring

me: so what's romantic attraction even like

alloromantic: well you see the person you like and you get butterflies in your stomach--

me: free them

alloromantic: what?

me: FREE THEM.

alloromantic: free WHAT?

me: (pounds my fists on the table) FREE THE BUTTERFLIES. FREE THE BUTTERFLIES. FREE THE-

some cis girl: men don’t know what it’s like to have periods! uteruses before duderuses! 

me: 

Cleaning the oceans one step at a time

Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.

As the first KrisThePineappleKing I want to make sure that no one decides monarchy is overrated. I don't feel like getting guillotined.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

it might seem like my whole life revolves around fictional characters but yes it does

for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without classifying it “plus sized”. 

non-binary ppl are valid, pass it on

Me: I'm pansexual.

Them: 🐼?

Me: Nope.

Them: 🍳?

Me: Still no.

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I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)