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he's right

text posts part 2: yankees edition

cress again to @stop-that-train for the text used, i promise i’ll start finding my own now 😭

sorry for the crunchy photos LOL i am working on terrible wifi

i just scrolled on my blog a little and realized my only two flavors of offseason post are "i'm gonna kill myself" and "i miss my wife." no lies here

him and harrison bader would be an unstoppable duo. the cvnty crop top clan if you will

listened to baseball players describe some of Ichiro's weird outfit choices over the years and one of them was "belly shirt, capris, long vest" and since I can't find a photo, I had to doodle something quick on one of my breaks lol.

first base ump gets 10 years in the bone hurting machine

What people don’t know is that pitchers require both mental enrichment along with physical exercise. Too many managers complain about their pitchers chewing up the bullpen, grooming themselves neurotically, etc. when they don’t realize that their pitchers are just in need of mental stimulation.

watching an old baseball game and the broadcasters were like ‘pitchers like hitting. it’s fun’ and yeah. it’s good for their enrichment. so true

harrison bader is the sun therefore pete needs the lil glasses

every single night i say Lord now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace like i'm not about to rpf it up in bed for like an hour and a half

bo bichette can zip my zipper any day

baseball as a sport rlly edges you into the szn and i respect that:

first is caribbean league where you’ve maybe heard of 10% of the players and there are minimal stats and the camera quality is crunchy. but it’s live baseball!!

then spring training which is a whole arc of its own. you start and you’ve barely heard of any of the players. you get towards the end and the team is finally assembling but through it all there’s no strike zone and there aren’t many stats. but they’re your guys!!!

finally FINALLY the season starts and it’s so fantastic but the stats are either stationary stats from last season or those early season stat lines of like .500 avg over 6 pa. BUT ITS REAL BASEBALL YIPPEE!!!!

and to top it off there’s a chance your team is Bad™️ and then you’ve waited forever for a supremely disappointing season to be sad about. sometimes it’s awesome though!!

thank you for coming to my ted talk