Text Posts Part 2: Yankees Edition

sports rpf is so fun. yes i watch this sport and i cheer for a team and i buy merch and i let the outcome of their performances ruin my mental health. but afterwards i go and read about my favorite little guy getting his back blown out by my other favorite little guy and that makes all of the anguish worth it

2 INNINGS??? THEYRE FEEDING US

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

if senga steamrolls them today it is real and good and will continue forever and ever

if senga gets tattooed today it is merely an elaborate april fool. he jingles miserably onto the mound for our amusement. clapclapclap good job

as soon as i turn on the tv we make the last out of the 4 hr half inning and proceed to have the dumbest half inning of 2025. i’d like to formally apologize to everyone

mets logic: sweep the phillies —> get walked off by the nats

i just followed myself am i allowed to do that

anyone else thought team by mag.lo went “i got naked salsa” or just me

are you calling me old and/or a freaky possessive old man

Hi I’ll be thinking about this specific frame for hours…

Lance “trying” to hold back his husband’s silly antics as an excuse to cuddle him in front of everyone…Fernando GRIPPING Lance’s knee and bicep…Lance’s massive grin as he wraps around him…Nano’s tongue peaking out in concentration to kick, completely unbothered by their close contact…

THEY ARE SO IN LOVE WHAT IS IN THE AIR IN AUSTRALIA??

i hate you all (chapter posted)