First Base Ump Gets 10 Years In The Bone Hurting Machine

WHAT is in the air at yankee stadium rn 💀

What people don’t know is that pitchers require both mental enrichment along with physical exercise. Too many managers complain about their pitchers chewing up the bullpen, grooming themselves neurotically, etc. when they don’t realize that their pitchers are just in need of mental stimulation.

watching an old baseball game and the broadcasters were like ‘pitchers like hitting. it’s fun’ and yeah. it’s good for their enrichment. so true

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this description of an image from harley MS 3244 made me laugh so hard i wheezed

missing tags feels like such a rookie mistake bc i’m just trying to do my thing and all of a sudden alpha!adley rutschman died in a fire and the entire seattle mariners ensemble is getting freaky at the funeral

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

i lied. we’re not having sex. we’re watching the entirety of the 1995 yankees-mariners alds. all 16 hours. you better be comfy

FATALITY

just realised ive never posted my favourite lance video....

IM SO DONE (we gave up 1 run in the 5th inning of the 17th game of the 162 game season)

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person