Nobody’s Ready To Accept The Truth (that The Mets/yankees Rivalry Is Very Lestappenesque In That They

he's right

new entry in the cutie patootie masterlist

yuki yuki❄🍁

Okay okay so this is actually interesting

On cats (and dogs too), as they get more white in their coat pattern, it kinda starts to creep up their body originating from their chest/underside. It’s not exact by any means, but whiting always starts from below :)

This happens for any other coat color as well, since patterns like merle and tabby generally affect only black (or black diluted to red). The final layer of “paint” on a cat or dog is white and masks all of the coloring below it.

(Based on a very meager knowledge of coat pattern/color genetics so please correct me if i’m wrong)

I WAS TRANSLATING THE AENEID AND GOT TO NIMBŌ AND I WAS LIKE BRANDON IS THAT YOU???

me rn (if you even care)

oh my god i fucking miss baseball

cmon show a little cleavage bro its tasteful

baseball as a sport rlly edges you into the szn and i respect that:

first is caribbean league where you’ve maybe heard of 10% of the players and there are minimal stats and the camera quality is crunchy. but it’s live baseball!!

then spring training which is a whole arc of its own. you start and you’ve barely heard of any of the players. you get towards the end and the team is finally assembling but through it all there’s no strike zone and there aren’t many stats. but they’re your guys!!!

finally FINALLY the season starts and it’s so fantastic but the stats are either stationary stats from last season or those early season stat lines of like .500 avg over 6 pa. BUT ITS REAL BASEBALL YIPPEE!!!!

and to top it off there’s a chance your team is Bad™️ and then you’ve waited forever for a supremely disappointing season to be sad about. sometimes it’s awesome though!!

thank you for coming to my ted talk

we as a society don't appreciate how much of a cutie patootie kodai senga is

10/10 use of free will. this will occupy a portion of my mind forever

gevin kausman

gevin kausman