Okay Okay So This Is Actually Interesting

my fatal flaw is thinking every post i make is gonna go viral

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

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Cannot even begin to explain what Pete Alonso means to me. First the fact that he’s the original piece of a rebuild (shoves nimmo to the side) but also something I just love about Pete is how uncool he is. Like he’s the most earnest, dorky, doofus who cares SO MUCH in a world where people will really resent you for giving a fuck and giving a fuck visibly and it deeply resonates with me. I also adore that he’s a weeb for New York

I KNOW MY MAN HIT EVERY NOTE

Sean Manea sings along to “My Girl” as Francisco Lindor comes up to the plate.

browsing your own blog and seeing an ad and being like “what the shit did i post???” before realizing it’s an ad is the tumblr equivalent to hitting your ankle with a scooter

IM SO DONE (we gave up 1 run in the 5th inning of the 17th game of the 162 game season)

like so

As someone very new to f1 I simply do not understand how the drivers resist giving yuki tsunoda a Lil pat on the head upon seeing him

same

i was about to start yapping abt structure but honestly yeah this is pretty true

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy