We As A Society Don't Appreciate How Much Of A Cutie Patootie Kodai Senga Is

tommy tightpants leaving me again

affirmations. i love betting on losing dogs i love my losing dogs. maybe one day they will win. keep betting on those losing dogs

baseball :)

nothing knocks you down a few pegs like accidentally getting something on your hand and then touching your face by accident

like wdym i have to go clean toothpaste off my forehead? that is utter failure. i might as well starve. i am an inferior human and of no use to the species. fuckin minty fresh forehead ass bitch

fun fact: it only took 3 days of mets baseball for the entire roster to get run through a carburetor

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

I'm gonna cry why does it look like he's being microwaved

this was originally written in a reblog but i decided it needed its own post

literally begging everyone to watch an interview given by baby lance, whether it be 11 year old ferrari junior lance or 18 year old williams rookie lance and understand that he wasn’t always this way, always this reserved and closed off and unexpressive. the media has beaten him black and blue and scrutinised every little thing he says and used any excuse they can to say that he is clearly a spoilt brat who will never amount to anything.

he gives them nothing because they can't make anything out of nothing. but of course they do it anyway, they make him out to be someone who thinks he's 'above it all' 'tired of the sport' 'entitled little shit' when in reality he loves F1 with all he has and hides himself in a protective shell of quiet indifference to try to avoid media scrutinisation.

mark webber once said (in his book) that fernando alonso was a very shy and reserved person in reality. yet when he teamed up with lance, he took on the brunt of the media duties specifically because he knew lance struggled with them.

lance isn't spoilt, entitled, or bored of f1 because he doesn’t express much in press conferences. he's simply incredibly introverted and has been worn down over the years by the constant scrutinisation he has been subjected to by the media.

don't talk to him he's angry.

this is giving when someone tore a hamstring and the white sox acted like they died

“brett baty sent down” yeah… from heaven!!!!!