Fun Fact: It Only Took 3 Days Of Mets Baseball For The Entire Roster To Get Run Through A Carburetor

A while ago i woke up in the middle of the night, wrote “wilmer flores is a mutt” in my notes with zero context and promptly fell back asleep

with that being said:

girlfailure mets baseball while i’m sick

this but baseball

actually fuck it.

reblog this post if your blog is a safe space for fans of all teams (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you don't crash out and wish harm upon opposing players for winning a hockey game (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you don't proudly proclaim that fans of teams you don't like aren't welcome (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you're just generally a normal fuckin person who understand that there is no moral high ground in sports 99% of the time

i just wanna follow normal fuckin people for once.

They’re in love your honor

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK🗣️🗣️🗣️

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

MY WELL MISSED BLORBO JUST THREW A DELIGHTFUL INNING

Someone give him a hug for giving up the single on the ghost fork though, that’s gotta be a bit of a confidence knock

@hal8001 is he jensonful or

why is he stood in such a jensonful way

the switch between confused cigar-smoking winker and bbg winker and screaming helmet throwing winker gives me whiplash /aff

Jesse Winker, certified Babygirl ☺️🎀✨

I would have crashed out

I had like the exact opposite dream last night lol where the grid was doing some weird grill the grid thing (so one by one) in a kitchen and lance grabbed like 10 straws from a container and was like “i’m gonna take all these straws, nobody can tell me what to do hehehe” and then very quietly he added “except fernando. he’s bossy, that one. sometimes i let him tell me what to do” with this sheepish smile and everyone Lost Their Shit

Had a weird dream involving Lance (sort of) I was at some sort of dinner or awards ceremony type thing and Lance had been invited but couldn't make it for some reason, so the organisers hired an actor to be Lance instead. Problem was the guy they got was the complete opposite of Lance - short, scrawny, ginger & bright blue eyes AND he had no clue who Lance was and just went around acting like an entitled prick using the occasion to drink as much expensive wine as possible 😭

jose iglesias… pelase…