I'm gonna cry why does it look like he's being microwaved
Border collie
i wish the inauguration was during baseball szn so we could see castellanos shock the world by hitting 800 homers over the span of one game
harrison bader is the sun therefore pete needs the lil glasses
A while ago i woke up in the middle of the night, wrote “wilmer flores is a mutt” in my notes with zero context and promptly fell back asleep
with that being said:
i lied. we’re not having sex. we’re watching the entirety of the 1995 yankees-mariners alds. all 16 hours. you better be comfy
first base ump gets 10 years in the bone hurting machine
me over the span of one (1) mets game:
*going undercover as a straight guy* Uh yeah my name is, um... Dick Love Lady
Honk shmimimi fighting crime shoooo mimimi
they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
they/them | dog sports | baseball (nym/nyy) | F1 (mclaren/amr) | whoops i became a lance stroll stan acct
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