I’m crying into my soup
No but like, this is the thing about Sam carrying Frodo and the ring up the mountain. It's a cool scene in the movie, but they don't explain what's happening at all. The ring at this point is so heavy Frodo can't even lift his head. It's like essentially a cinder-block he has to carry around his neck. And finally he gives up and Sam offers to carry him and:
DO YOU GUYS GET IT? THE RING IS A BURDEN, BUT FRODO ISN'T. FRODO DOESN'T WEIGH ANYTHING TO SAM. SAM CAN LIFT HIM EASILY!!!! HE'S NOT A BURDEN AT ALL I —
Guys PLEASE
Give me some ideas for Bagginshield art! Please!
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FRECKLED BILBO PREACH!!!
If I catch anyone doing this to any of my art including my docs I will be poisoning everything and blocking you just fyi.
This is the worst timeline. (x)
Agh he is my heart
he’s just really special to me
Alternatively:
Thorin who grew up in the kings court and was being raised to be the next king: never said a undignified thing
Bilbo who grew up as the son of wealthy and respected parents in the shire: also never said a bad word
Bilbo watching Thorin in the smithy, sitting on a bench, legs crossed, drinking some tea, yapping his head off
Thorin gets too locked in on his husband friends yapping and accidentally over works and tears some brass he was using to make a twist for a bracelet: Fuck
Bilbo: what?
Thorin: what??
Thorin, who grew up in a society often portrayed as brash and crude, and faced many traumatic and difficult events in his life: has never said an “undignified” word in his entire life
Bilbo, who not only grew up in the prim, proper and respectable society but was considered a gentle hobbit of them: curses like a fucking sailor
Just gonna.. just gonna squeeze in here
The math is mathing
My compliments to the chef 🤤
The King Under the Mountain
Since you were all so nice about my Au have some more dwobbit doodles ☺️
The hobbit fandom is so beautiful:
Oh this character has a physical disability, lets come up with 50 ways that their community will rally around them in a series universe accurate care methods to make their life easier.
Oh this character has brain damage of a learning disability? They are treated with the same level of respect and understanding as everyone else and what ever they are able to contribute from creating things to simply being present with their friends and family is enough
Oh this character is gender queer? Screw it let’s take the entire fandom and just remove gender constructs as we know them from several races. Making any sexism or homophobia seem as truly strange and off putting as it is not normal in these societies.
The hobbit fandom is based as fuck
Guys I can’t take it. The whole holiday…
No forge room, no work shop. None of my tools.. all I can do it sit and design things I can’t make. This is hell? I’m in hell..
Soon I’ll be leaving the coast and heading back up into the mountains to see my family and I know it’s going to be either broiler hot up there or frozen to the core of the earth since there is no in between.. but at least then I can work some stone and maybe do some gold prospecting and have a hunt..
(I doubt my dad will take me gold panning :< coz he won’t want to split the findings-3- silly choice because my back is younger and I can hew a rock as well as anyone)
Anyway. I doubt I’ll do much of anything productive beside some archery and sit there yearning to be back in my workshop…
I’m excited for that first good breath of mountain air though :D but I don’t want a holiday, I want to keep working D:
I’m actually a jeweler, I just love Bagginshield🥲18+ account, no terfs
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