If I Catch Anyone Doing This To Any Of My Art Including My Docs I Will Be Poisoning Everything And Blocking

Barliman for mayor 2026

Barliman Butterbur is just like me fr

Oh….0////0

Render process on an elf Thorin

The fact that when bitch ass bitch Azog killed Thrór he branded his name on his head means that that absolute sun stricken snot cough can write.. who caught him to write? And why!? Specifically so he could do hair like that? Does he know how to write other things? Does he sit does at his little orc writing desk and pen letters to his boss? What a loser.

I like the head canon that hobbits for tails so.. here. Enjoy (he keeps it tied to his leg out of the way so it doesn’t get cut off in battle and also he’s a little embarrassed he doesn’t fit in)

The real treasure was the Bofurs we made along the way

bofur you’re standing where

Fili and kili are babysitting but Fili has a mind to call it ‘baby bothering’ as Kíli takes great joy is teasing and fibbing to his littlest cousin when big bad Thorin isn’t around to protect his dwobbit son from his nonsense. But Frodo has all of Bilbos smarts and Thorins temper and has caught on to Kili’s games and learnt some very colorful gestures in the process.

(Though he may have learnt that particular one from Bilbo)

If you send me some gif of wriggling eyebrows and insinuate you want to lick a hobbits for I’m coming to your house and replacing your cat with a changling.

Belladonna: 🥹🥰👍🏻👍🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💐🌺🌸🌹🌷

Bungo:

I JUST SAW SUCH A GREAT IDEA FOR A FIC

SO ahem

Bilbo's parents are still alive and everything is fine until he decides to go on an adventure with the dwarves. And from Belladonna and Bungo's point of view, their Bilbo, their child who wanted nothing but solitude and peace, sends them a letter in which he says that HE IS NOW MARRIED TO A DWARF - THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN and invites them to visit🤗

I went to find my tin hair clasps to hold a braid in my hair and I knew there were some on my window sill, I went to reach around the curtain to avoid blasting myself with the full force of the sun. Didn’t work. I’ve been blinded.

If anyone needs me I’ll be learning echo location since all I can see is a large white circle in my vision👍🏻

Self portrait for your viewing pleasure or what ever.

Yes I have my dogs out, sorry, that’s normal in my country lol