It Better To Look For Crystals In The Rain.

I have an awesome not disgusting head canon for you:

Dwarrow have very sweaty hands to protect them from getting burnt as easily.

Oh my god

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Hi, this is my son.

Kalaroth, son of Hemdoroth

He’s a second generation jeweler in Erebor (look I write what I know okay?) He moved to the lonely mountain shortly after the reclamation with his parents.

Info:

Dad- Hemdoroth (jeweler)

Ma- Tosi (Metal refiner)

Siblings- Hemi (Older sister- also a jeweler)

Friends - Hob Fairhill (hobbit- news runner/messager of the court + apprentice scribe)

Enjoys: Not being in Erebor 😰, hunting, archery, harassing Hob into wrestling with him, fruit bread.

Dislikes: Working early in the morning. The concept of being stuck inside the mountain his whole life not having one single adventure.

As everyone knows everyone in the fellowship of the rings is indeed transgender

(reblog this poll plllllssssssss 🥹)

Full disclosure Avenge the living chapter two is done but I’m a little concerned you guys because I have a vision for the story and it’s a bit dark and intense if that’s okay

Follow me into the dark

Thorin and Bilbo are both good men but no good man is truly safe from a creeping irresistible greed.

I love them being kinda evil I’m sorry.

Will I ever fully render this? Maybe, depends how bored I get

It’s five am and I’ve gotten two hours of ‘sleep’ so I might be a little beside myself right now but I just want to say a genuine thank you to my mutuals and followers.

Drawing is sort of hard, though I enjoy it and I’ve never really thought myself very good in comparison to others (I’m over coming this mind set because I know it isn’t productive, don’t worry) So to see you all coming to my page and saying “this funny little man’s art is worth my attention” is just such a ray of sunshine- Especially the amazing artists who follow me back. You are so kind :)

Thank you guys, really, I mean it. I know my page is a meandering mess of yapping and photos of caves and trees so thanks for sifting through it to like and support my art.

I would also like to formally apologize for drawing bilbos feet hairless, to make up for it, the Durin glare

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night

No one asked but this was my dinner

That mango died a brutal and gorey death.. post mango clarity is real…

Sometimes I think about when I was a brand new baby my parents snuck me into a screening on LOTRs inside my mums jacket and one of my first baby memories is fucking Moria 💀