No One Asked But This Was My Dinner

*wheezing*

Become a jeweler tarragon, follow in your fathers foot steps. You’ll have so much fun at art school..

Yeah great, a leather spoon. I hope ur happy.

‘A dwarrow dame of Erebor’

She’s so pretty I’m in fits. What’s her name? What’s her job? What’s her story?

Brain storm:

I imagine she is very much in the upper class, if she works then she works a soft craft possibly with textiles. Perhaps she works with a manual loom and between that an an instrument she plays she has very callused finger tips for a lady of the upper class.

I imagine there is very little visual distinction between men and women in all classes but the upper classes are all very prettied up.

She uses gold, oxidization from bronze in powder and fat to make eye shadow too (also lapis is ground to a powder for make up as well but it’s not a color this dame wears often) (Thorin wheres so much eye coal and never washes it off before bed. His pillow looks like it belongs to Bofur)

Her parents are likely merchants who spend a lot of time away from Erebor traveling as far so Gondor and the Blue mountains returning with gifts for her.

She is only young, about 65, old enough to work with her grandmother in textile production but not old enough to travel with her parents on such dangerous roads. Though she is born at the beginning of the age of men there are still orc strong holds and devotees to the fallen enemy that are known to waylay caravans of traders

Thrirli daughter of Flenik the merchant.

Seems like a lie

feels like fake news

I am admittedly, not good at drawing people.,

I can how ever draw the hell out of a dragon. Or.. a drake in this case? Agh semantics, they all breath fire and eat naughty children aye? (Or at least that’s what I tell my niece)

I quit vaping because I started to keep like Gollum. Now it just sits inside my dresser and sometimes I look at it.

😔

Me, addicted to my phone: this is what Frodo felt like

I’d turn the other cheek but I’ve already used three and I’m saving the fourth for a special occasion

These results are thus far disheartening, my dear followers please don’t let the elves win, lend me your votes

Dude you ever not watch a movie for a while and miss a characters voice?

I saw a video of a guy doing a really good Thorin impression and I was like “man I miss that cutie”

If I catch anyone doing this to any of my art including my docs I will be poisoning everything and blocking you just fyi.

This is the worst timeline. (x)