It’s Five Am And I’ve Gotten Two Hours Of ‘sleep’ So I Might Be A Little Beside Myself Right

Sometimes I think about when I was a brand new baby my parents snuck me into a screening on LOTRs inside my mums jacket and one of my first baby memories is fucking Moria 💀

One pretty dwarf should not be your only reason to watch the hobbit. But yes, he is one of many fine reasons

I should have watched Hobbit earlier bcs goddamn

My favorite game: is it the new saw blade or the new saw that’s absolutely useless?

My nose is full of wood dust. Reminds me of when my dad would make me and my siblings wooden toys as kids and I’d stand behind him trying to peek up into the work bench to see what he was making but I was too short lol

galadriel trying to see the sam and frodo’s progression on their journey with her foresight and instead watching sam tell frodo how much he loves him a million times over and them basically kissing every 0.004628 seconds:

So Thorin and Bilbo tied the knot but Thorin never totally got over his dragon sickness and thus I present to you, a illustration I gave up on half way though of King-Consort under the mountain, Bilbo, Son of Belladonna.

Bilbo looks very pretty but very tired and haunted in his royal portrait. The consorts crown is definitely too heavy for his wee head. But Thorin likes his little consort in expensive and shiny things 😭

(I might rework/finish it later)

I have soup to share with some people.. I promised to share it …but I don’t want to… I worked so hard on it and it’s so good…

This pumpkin soup makes me understand Thorin I swear

Well that was weird and embarrassing 😅

👁👄👁👍

He’s not judging he’s just…. Seeing how this plays out

Spare tackled. Instantly.

I would never let anyone give me that look 🪦🪦🪦

You look at me like this and we’re both in the lava dude.

sam is better than me because i would've tossed frodo right into the fires of mt. doom if he pulled this shit after all we went through together