Cottagecore Eret

Not me trying to do a perfect run of the game rn and thinking I didn’t poor enough milk in and resetting my game three consecutive times

Curse you Baileys

You don’t know how long I spent creating a picture of an among us crewmate the first time round

Baileys: LMAO is this what you call latte art?

Me: Shut up you bitch, do you have any idea how long it took to make make a bunch of milk in the shape of the penis you see before you in your cup?

Currently obsessing over the ruin dlc

I went through the new update I just wanna hug Eddie

poor guy is being traumatised out here by a singular pea

Trying my hand at designing some of the fnaf 2 animatronics

New blorbo just dropped

I will protect him with my life he’s so precious

Honestly if we get Adam as a Sinner, I can see him being redeemed because of one detail: “he was the first human soul in Heaven”. Because Adam was not the first human to die: that was Abel, his son, killed by his brother Cain, who was then cursed with immortality, all because of Eve being infected with Evil by Lilith and Lucifer. To note that in spite of his attitude, Adam has some legitimate beef, and seeing him reunite with his son in Hell might be enough.

Ooo I do like that idea

If he does turn out to be a sinner the way I will cackle

Him being stuck with the people he was set out to destroy once every year (or six months) is just so funny to me he’d get eaten alive

MORE PETS OMG

You know what you’re actually quite nice to give me all these new friends

I SHALL SPARE YOUR CUPBOARD FOR TODAY

NYEHEHEHHEHE

DOOT DOOT DEAR WIZARD IM HERE TO ROB YOU OF ANY SOURCES OF DAIRY YOU HAVE SINCE IM RUNNING LOW ON STOCK AND MY NEAREST SUPERMARKET IS AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY

Milk, cheese, chocolate, choccy milk, ice cream

HAND THEM OVER

I CAST SUMMON WEIRD CREATURE!!!

The weird creature flops around on the floor, gurgling. I pick it up and throw it at you.

DOOT DOOT WIZARD SCUM

I HAVE DISCOVERED YOUR PLOT AND AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE YOUR COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN

b0nk

OH NO NO NO NO NO I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN SO QUICKLY

um.....

I CAST CAT HAT

*your jester hat grows cat ears and I begin to run away*

Can we talk about how splatoon is just a reverse power wash simulator?

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*sad scared and traumatised dooting noises*

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DOOT DOOT

The forces of darkness lie in wait, for the moment you turn your back or close your eyes, they will strike. You will be cast into the depths of the underworld where scum like you belong, never to see the light of another day. Your memory will fade with the dying light of the evening, and any mark you made upon this earth with it. Your fellow soldiers will forget your face and be unable to recall your name, and the curse of oblivion will follow those who don't forget, soon to follow in your footsteps. Let this be a lesson to all: cross me, and only darkness, pain, and misery await. You have made a grave mistake, skeleton. One you will regret until your final breath.