I Just Wanted To DOOT DOOT - Blog Posts

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*sad scared and traumatised dooting noises*

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DOOT DOOT

The forces of darkness lie in wait, for the moment you turn your back or close your eyes, they will strike. You will be cast into the depths of the underworld where scum like you belong, never to see the light of another day. Your memory will fade with the dying light of the evening, and any mark you made upon this earth with it. Your fellow soldiers will forget your face and be unable to recall your name, and the curse of oblivion will follow those who don't forget, soon to follow in your footsteps. Let this be a lesson to all: cross me, and only darkness, pain, and misery await. You have made a grave mistake, skeleton. One you will regret until your final breath.