Freddy Fnaf - Blog Posts

Made another

Glamrock Bonnie: :)

Glamrock Freddy: Que?

Glamrock Bonnie, now slightly closer: :)

Glamrock Freddy: Baby?

Glamrock Bonnie, now slightly closer: :)

Glamrock Freddy, now sobbing and backing into the corner: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Glamrock Bonnie in a ironic tone: Can you say "Where do we hide the bodies" in Spanish?

Glamrock Freddy: Dónde escondemos Los cuerpos?

Glamrock Bonnie:

Glamrock Bonnie: Why do you know that?

Glamrock Freddy: Uhhhhh. Reasons.

Glamrock Bonnie:

Glamrock Freddy: Next question.

I think the most plausible theory is the unintentional side effects of giving robots sentience. Freddy and Bonnie developed feeling, and management noticed. If the public found out it would bring up ethical problems so they just decided to ax them. But they can't kill Freddy because he is the face of the company. Now Bonnie... not so much.

The funny thing about glamrock fronnie is that, like, how did that even happen canonically?

Did fazbear entertainment say "we need gay rep to sell our shit to the queers" cause you know damn well right wing Christian nuclear family types would absolutely call the sentient robots devils or something; so they programmed the rabbit and bear to be into each other.

Or did the two fall in love naturally, cause of the whole literally teaching the endos how to think and corporate said "we can make this work"?

Does the people running the damn company even know their robots can fall in love?

Forget killer robots and brainwashing, I want scott to write a book on the intricacies of "robot dating S.O.P."

You can't tell me this isn't canon

It just is and there's no escaping it.

- Lost Episode -

Night journeys tend to be long, and Chica doesn't like to be bored so she'll talk about anything that goes through her mind.

(I'm just very fond of the Hanna Barbera-like style of Freddy and Friends on Tour and would pay to see a show like this with more variety in its episodes !)

Anyway, I wanted to try the style, except I added Fronnie (without Bonnie :( )