Sigma: Why Are You Like This?!

Chuuya: *strangling Dazai*

Dazai: Would.

Chuuya: I’m trying to kill you.

Dazai: Did I stutter?

How people react to Dia's anxiety and depression

Noctis would pick her up and carry her off to a safer location for her to calm down. He would then try to talk to her, bring up topics such as plants or animals. Then it's snack and nap time for them both.

Gladio wouldn't let anyone but Noct, Prompto and Ignis near her. He will even try to fight Nyx and Cor but it usually ends with Cor threatening to tell his father.

Prompto would sit next to Dia and just start chatting with her about anything. They can go from one topic that is small to a three hour discussion on why chocobos are the best thing.

Ignis would lead Dia to a more comfortable place and talk to her. Listening to her issue then think of a solution to help her. She feels safer around him and would usually grasp his sleeve when she feels depressed.

Cor would stand by her and wait until her attack was done. The last time he left her alone during an episode she ended up in the hospital trying to kill herself. He's known about her problems since Nyx brought her in and he doesn't want her to suffer fully. When she's done he will talk to her and tell her that the future holds a better life if she stays by his side. He is a father figure to her anyway.

Take care of yourself

I gotta tell you guys something

I hate to break it to you but lately, I feel like absolute shit. My energy is completely gone and last night I had a breakdown that would earn me an Oscar if I were an actress.

But I am not and back at dealing with something I thought I was done with crying over. Though, apparently, I am not.

I will take a short break and be back to ring the bell and start cat week Part 2, but until then I’ll just ghost around on blogs I enjoy and won’t actively post. (Sarah, don’t worry my dear I got you, the big sister hdcs will come, just a little later.)

I hope you understand. Love you all. Paintcoon

Noctis: You're evil.

Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?

Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.

Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.

Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.

Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.

Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.

Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.

Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.

Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.

Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.

Ardyn: To make him stronger.

Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.

Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.

We need a Sigma protection squad. Who’s joining?

Sigma: How many weapons do you even have on you?

Nikolai: Let’s see…

*Uses his overcoat and a pile of weapons fall out*

Nikolai: I think I’m running low.

Sigma: IS THAT A NUKE?!

If Ignis was sucked into a horror dimension

"Goodness your hygiene is horrendous!"

"Oh please I've ridden with Noct driving. This doesn't scare me."

"If you plan on cooking the man use the right seasoning for gods sake!"

"It smells like Gladio's room in here..."

"This place is filthier than Noct's apartment!"

"I was asking for directions. Put your chainsaw down and communicate like a normal human being!"

"Do you even know how to use that knife correctly?"

"This is why you shouldn't have sex."

Mc: please stop killing people….

Ais: *holding an almost dead thug* if they can’t survive a beating then they’re weak.

To the people that like the incorrect quotes.

Yes I am aware of what is going on in the story. These are incorrect quotes. These are not canon these are just fun little things. Also I ship everyone with everyone. I am not picking favorites. Please be kind to the shippers of the group they ship. If they ship X with X okay that’s fine. If they ship X with their OC it’s okay. They are fictional characters named after IRL authors. Please understand that this account is for fun. It does not fully follow the time line nor am I saying what I write is canon.

~Kira~

When their human fell, Headcanon

Hi Sarah! I am better than before. Not perfectly good, but good enough to go back to write. Here are your hdcs. This was a lot of fun! Hope you have a nice day/night dear!

- All of them will scatter the second there’s a loud sound - Gentiana might accidentally jump against Nyx - The first seconds are chaos - They are tripping over themselves - And each other - There are cats meowing - Iris ran against a chair - Nyx got pushed into a cabinet by Gentiana - Ravus jumped over Luna and kicked Noctis in the head - That last part was intentional - Probably - Giant Gladio couldn’t act fast enough so he slid over the wooden floor like a black mop of fur - Ignis fell off the counter he tried to steal food from - Ardyn had no idea what was going on until Clarus crashed into him, sending him flying off the bed - Now he’s pissed - Meanwhile, Cor just stood still with eyes the size of plates and his heart running a thousand miles per hour - Prompto got scared so much he almost cried - Regis… just raised his head to see where the sound came from - Drautos went nuts jumping over the human to hide in the bathtub - Cindy was outside and came in to see what was going on - Aranea just stares at the others - She looks like she’s questioning how they’re even able to breathe - Poor Regis still has no idea why everyone is running while the human was on the ground, not moving

- It takes them some time to calm down - Ardyn fought Clarus in the meantime - Regis, Cindy, and Aranea come to see how their human is - They headbutt human to calm them down - Everyone else has to come out of their hiding spot first - After that, the human is allowed to get up and put a plaster over their scraped knee