Fyodor: Why Do I Need To Renew My ID? I’m Still The Same Person.

I will be starting a series called “Bungo stray cats” you can do questions on it.

I am not a great writer so please don’t hate on me over it. I haven’t written a story since high school.

Mc: Why do you send letters that say “I hope this letter finds you before I do”?

Vere: I find it fun to make them paranoid

Ardyn annoying the chocobros and Ravus

Ardyn: I've been quite lonely since my brother died. Care to spend some time with me?

Noctis: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM?!

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Gladio: why does my facebook status say I'm in a relationship with Prompto?!

Ardyn: you shouldn't leave your phone unattended at the bar but congrats on getting the cute blond!

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Ignis: have you heard of a restraining order?

Ardyn: have you heard of me not caring?

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Prompto: last night I had a nightmare Ardyn was in my room creepily humming the chocobo song.

Ardyn: I'm offended that you thought my lullaby was a nightmare.

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Ravus: Where is my arm?

Ardyn: I wanted to play fetch with Cerberus so I used it as a stick. Trees are hard to find in cities.

I am afraid to write. I feel like I will do an injustice.

Nikolai: *Texting* Come on. One night with me. I can introduce you to so many kinks~<3

Sigma: *Texting* WRONG PERSON! I AM NOT FYODOR!

Nikolai: Who said this was for Fyodor? ;D

Dazai: Thanks for the Valentine’s Day gift Chuuya!

Chuuya: I didn’t give you shit!

Dazai: What’s this then? *holds up knife*

Chuuya: I stabbed you! Why did you take it out!?

Dazai: Oh you Casanova you.

Chuuya: You’re delusional from blood loss or something!?

Imagine Mc knew different languages and them and Ais are having a conversation in front of everyone in another language but no one knows what they are saying

Sigma: When I said “kill them with kindness” I meant be nice to them. Not buy over 7,100 knives, carve “kindness” in various different languages on them and then stab people to death with them!

Nikolai: I know I thought this was more fun. Even Fyodor chucked at the joke.