I Am Afraid To Write. I Feel Like I Will Do An Injustice.

Mori: I think there is something between the two of you.

Chuuya: A knife?

Dazai: A gun?

Mori: Sexual tension.

Noctis: I can't find my phone!

Ardyn: allow me *calls Noctis' phone*

*"F*ck you" starts playing*

Ardyn: I'm not sure whether to take that as an insult or an invitation, either way I do believe I am out of your league *walks away*

Your wish is my command sir *bows*

(Now that I have a bit more confidence) Ever thought about putting super glue on the seats in the council room and holding the members hostage and torturing them since they can't escape?

Noctis: *raises eyebrow* You ask that as if I haven’t.

Ignis: His highness has been banned for entering the council room since the Song Fiasco 6 years ago.

Noctis: Good times.

Gladiolus: You said you would only let them go when the music ended.

Noctis: I was being 100% honest.

Gladiolus: You forced them to listen to ‘The song that never ends’!!!!!

Noctis: It didn’t end so I didn’t let them go, simple logic.

Ignis:This is why you are banned.

Noctis: When I’m king, I’ll remind them why they fear me.

Gladiolus We all fear that dark day.

Noctis: I killed someone!

Prompto: What?! Noct that's illegal! We have to run away!

Gladio: if anyone asks we just tell them the empire made a clone of Noct and framed him.

Ignis: *pulls out a map with a bunch of red circles* We can dump the body here. No one will know. Leave the evidence to me I've done this before.

Noctis: .....

Prompto: *whispers to Noctis* I think Iggy has killed other people....

Think Vere yelled “fuck you” at Ais and Ais was like “come here then”?

How anime girls be standing when talking to the main character

Then it gets flagged

has this been done yet

Atsushi: Hey Dazai, do you dress up for Halloween?

Dazai: Yep. Going to dress up as the ugliest thing in the world.

Atsushi: A zombie?

Dazai: Chuuya.

Fandom issues.

I love fandoms. I will fall into them. I won't abandon them unless they do something horrible. I'm on twitter and people have begun blocking and abandoning me because I changed to the final fantasy XV fandom. None of my followers barely talk to me. One followers even told me not to talk to them because I wasn't in their fandom anymore. I'm about ready to just give up on social media. Everyone hates me now because I changed my fandom.

This is the FFXV Cinnamon Bun of Happiness; reblog in 15 seconds and everlasting peace will befall you. Ignore for 10 years of darkness.