Lucy: Give It Up. I Have Tiger Kitty’s Heart.

IT SMELLED LIKE STRAWBERRIES, THATS WHY

Oh no it’s a meme…

Nero: I wasn’t that drunk

Dante: you tried to stab your father.

Nero: he deserved it.

Dante: with your gun

Nero....

Cor: Prompto we need to talk about your problem.

Prompto: *in his pile of chocobo plushies* what problem?

Imagine Mc knew different languages and them and Ais are having a conversation in front of everyone in another language but no one knows what they are saying

WHERE

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.

Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.

Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.

Noctis: I can't find my phone!

Ardyn: allow me *calls Noctis' phone*

*"F*ck you" starts playing*

Ardyn: I'm not sure whether to take that as an insult or an invitation, either way I do believe I am out of your league *walks away*

Ardyn no

This post gives you +500 to Christmas mood 😊😊

Fyodor: I have a feeling I have upset you in some way, Nikolai.

Nikolai: *Holding a gun to Fyodor’s head* Actually this is me flirting.

Nikolai sending this to his friend/victims