Fyodor: I Have A Feeling I Have Upset You In Some Way, Nikolai.

Vergil: What are you reading, Nero?

Nero: Percy Jackson and the Olympians. It’s about greek mythology and demigods and stuff.

Vergil: Ah, it’s always nice to see you enjoying your own literature. Who’s your favorite character?

Nero: Nico di Angelo

Vergil: [snatches book]

Vergil: [impales book with Yamato]

Vergil: [sets book on fire]

Vergil: You disgust me.

We need a Sigma protection squad. Who’s joining?

Fyodor: Well since it’s just the four of us right now, why don’t you all be honest about how you feel about me.

Sigma: I hate you but I want to stay in my casino.

Bram: I hated you then and I hate you now.

Nikolai: I’m struggling between wanting to stab you or fuck you so I may do both.

Fyodor:

Fyodor: Sigma, how high up is that casino again?

Sigma: Nikolai, we are on the same team. Why are you sending bomb threats to the Casino!?

Nikolai: Because I miss you.

Dante: Oh vergil! I’m both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your brother by coming in anyways! *breaks the door down riding Cavaliere*

Vergil: It was unlockced you fool!

Vere: Now remember who saved you from that soulless

Mhin: let’s also remember who threw you at it in the first place too.

Mhin: if you die on me I will find a necromancer and have them bring you back so I can kill you myself

Leander: Does this mean you like me?

V: well this seems a bit rude

Chuuya: I just want to be held and loved.

Akutagawa: Didn’t you just punch Dazai after he hugged you?

Chuuya: I said I wanted to be loved, not assaulted.

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