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Ais and Kira’s relationship

Their relationship is complicated after the “incident” while Kira tries avoiding the subject he seems to want to bring it up. No one else besides a certain fox and doctor know what happened with the two. Kira is now unable to see Ais the same way or see him as the person she would visit in a friendly way. ( I will be writing the story soon. Title is called “You’re the reason”)

Leander and Kira stuck on a tomb

Leander: this is really romantic actually. You and me alone.

Kira: Okay. I am going to sacrifice you.

Mhin: *on the other side* Not until he pays me first!

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one

Prompto: I just noticed we are all Disney princesses. None of us have mothers and things have happened to us.

Noctis: please no singing

Ignis: if anyone sings, I'm crashing the regalia and killing us all.

Nikolai: *Finishes brutally murdering someone* And yet I still feel nothing. *Eye twitches*

Past me: I love Fyolai!

Fyodor: *Threatens to kill Nikolai and goes on a murderous spree*

Now me: Nooo not the clown! Ok I love Siglai now.

Vergil: y/n! Y/n! Grab my hand! As your future husband I command it!

Dante: Uh oh you shouldn’t have said it! *looks at Y/n* Here’s a hammer!

Went to the wrong Sesame Street

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Gladio: I swear to Astrals! If you touch my cup noodles again I will shave your ass!

Iris: *comes down the stairs* brother what are you-

*cat sitting on the coffee table keeping eye contact with Gladio with its paw half way in the cup noodles*

Gladio: *has his sword out ready to start swinging*

Dante: Okay Verge. Let’s play a game. Take a sip every time you see something stupid.

Vergil: *looks at his brother and takes a sip*

Dante: I hope you get fucking plastered and get robbed again.