Your wish is my command sir *bows*
(Now that I have a bit more confidence) Ever thought about putting super glue on the seats in the council room and holding the members hostage and torturing them since they can't escape?
Noctis: *raises eyebrow* You ask that as if I haven’t.
Ignis: His highness has been banned for entering the council room since the Song Fiasco 6 years ago.
Noctis: Good times.
Gladiolus: You said you would only let them go when the music ended.
Noctis: I was being 100% honest.
Gladiolus: You forced them to listen to ‘The song that never ends’!!!!!
Noctis: It didn’t end so I didn’t let them go, simple logic.
Ignis:This is why you are banned.
Noctis: When I’m king, I’ll remind them why they fear me.
Gladiolus We all fear that dark day.
We need a Sigma protection squad. Who’s joining?
Dazai: I yearn for the urn
Kunikida: Who says you’re being cremated? I’m throwing you in the nearest dumpster when you die.
Fyodor: I am a man of benevolence.
Sigma: *backs away*
Fyodor: What are you doing?
Sigma: Getting as far away from you as I can before you get smote…
Sigma: *hiding a knife behind his back* Nikolai. Can you handle eight inches?
Nikolai: I mean I can take Fedya just fine.
Sigma: What?
Nikolai: Forget what I said!
Dante to Nero
How anime girls be standing when talking to the main character
Mc: Do you even have a voice of reason?
Vere: I do but I don’t listen to it.
Nikolai: Uh oh look who got caught under the mistletoe.
Sigma: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!
Atsushi: Dazai, what are you doing?
Dazai: Thinking of someone very special~
*At Port Mafia Headquarters*
Chuuya: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID I GET A SHIVER DOWN MY SPINE?!
Death Zombie Go!