Then It Gets Flagged

I thought Sigma was making that face because he got sick from the rides. But the haunted house scenes he’s asleep on one of the props. Poor thing is sleepy.

Today's Sigma is: taking a picture with his friend!

Fyodor: I have been meaning to talk to you alone, Nikolai.

Nikolai: That’s great! I’ve been meaning to have a chat alone with you too!

Sigma: *walks by* Keep it in your pants, both of you!

Hiii!! Can I request something from touchstarved pls?

What kind of kissers do you think each of our guys are? Which ones a HORRIBLE kisser, too much tongue, slobber slobber… which ones are absolute gods at kissing you just wanna worship the ground they walk on-

I had fun imagining this one 😎

SO, here’s my headcanon even tho I never kissed anyone myself LMAO 👩🏽‍🦯

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Who's a good kisser?

Kuras: In my mind he never kissed anyone but he has a natural gift for it. God did grant himself the ability to kisseth to the sir ☝️🤓 (I think he’s an adept of handkissing tho) Leander: The man fucked the whole city of Eridia, of course he developed some skills, but I imagine he almost only kiss with his tongue which is disgusting and tiring in the long run… (+ he likes to kiss your feet).  With someone he loves it might be slightly different tho, he’d love kissing you on the forehead. Vere: I hate to admit it but that man is 100% a good kisser, he even has a certification and all. If I can go a little further, I imagine kisses with Vere really cold, but head spinning, like, he knows what he’s doing but there’s no emotion at all in it.  If he has a love language, I don’t think it’s this one. Mhin: They don’t. They know how to smooch, but ask them to put the tongue and all, first: they find it disgusting; second: it’s a teeth knocking typa kiss. But they’re so precious, can you even blame them??? Ais: If Kuras is a S tier kisser, Ais is a god tier kisser (I’m completely unbiased, I swear). He doesn’t kiss just anyone and he puts his heart and soul into it. You receive one of his kisses, and it has the effect of a narcotic on you. For Ais, I think kissing your cheeks and/or neck is his way of showing affection.

Fyodor driving with this on his car.

Ignis: *walks into a room* I’m back with the ingredients I’ll start din-

Gladio: *holding Prompto down*

Noct: *attempting to put a bra on Prompto*

Ignis: *drops the bag, throwing his hands up* YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T WANT TO KNOW

Gladio: gonna ask where we got the bra?

Ignis: I give up with you three!

Vere: Mhin stand up no one can see you on the roof

Mhin: I AM STANDING

The Clawed Detective Agency (first four)

Fukuzawa (All cats are created equal)

- [ ] Older cat

- [ ] Silver fur

- [ ] Loves the smell of fresh brewed green tea

- [ ] Loves his “son” Ranpo

- [ ] Refuses to be adopted without the others

- [ ] Fights Fukuchi and Mori

- [ ] Only fights if provoked or his colony is in danger

- [ ] If you are trusted he herds you to the cuddle pile

Ranpo (Supurr Deduction)

- [ ] Chubby cat

- [ ] Brown and black (hints of white)

- [ ] Loves stealing snacks

- [ ] Your chips? His chips

- [ ] Caused four affairs to be revealed in the span of two weeks

- [ ] Likes watching you play games

- [ ] Loves when you give him snacks

- [ ] Steals Chuucat’s treats

- [ ] Bullies Poe at times

- [ ] Dragged Mushitaro into their group

- [ ] The first one to initiate the cuddle pile

- [ ] Always on top of the pile

- [ ] Knows not to eat chocolate

Yosano (thou shall not meow)

- [ ] Black cat (white butterfly mark on head)

- [ ] Loves her butterfly collar

- [ ] Loves playing with the first aid kit

- [ ] Usually watching Ranpo when Fukuzawa is busy

- [ ] Scares the other cats

- [ ] Loves the smell of wine

- [ ] Loves catnip wine

- [ ] Looks after the kittens at times

- [ ] Hates Mori and Kaiji with a burning passion

Kunikitty (Doppo Pawet)

- [ ] Rare golden fur

- [ ] Has a mental schedule

- [ ] Late one minute? How dare you

- [ ] He tried to steal your coffee once. You began drinking water to keep him safe

- [ ] Stressed (thanks to Catzai)

- [ ] Bunny kicks Catzai when annoyed

- [ ] Loves the smell of tea and coffee

- [ ] The mature one of the group

- [ ] Has custody battles over Aya with Bram

I need to see the Decay of Angels in Halloween costumes. Preferably Sigma and Nikolai. Please this is a need to live.

There is a spikey thing on his boot!

Awkward Ardyn

Ignis: Why is Prompto in the hospital?

Noctis: We filled Gladio's locker with shaving cream and water balloons.

Ignis: And let me guess. He tripped on the shaving cream.

Noctis: No. He just wasn't able to out run Gladio.