I Turned On The Volume To Hear It Pop. Now I’m Disappointed

Vergil: What are you reading, Nero?

Nero: Percy Jackson and the Olympians. It’s about greek mythology and demigods and stuff.

Vergil: Ah, it’s always nice to see you enjoying your own literature. Who’s your favorite character?

Nero: Nico di Angelo

Vergil: [snatches book]

Vergil: [impales book with Yamato]

Vergil: [sets book on fire]

Vergil: You disgust me.

Touchstarved LIs, on a scale of how much they fuck with you

Mhin: Not ever attempting to fuck with you, and expects the same treatment in return. That stick up their ass is shoved pretty far in, so you're going to need to get pretty close to them before you can start playing around and making jokes. Attempts to fuck with them will likely be met with deadpan stares, unimpressed frowns, disappointed mouth-noises, and/or insults.

Kuras: Not above fucking with you, but always in good humor, and will immediately tell you afterwards when he's joking. A classic "lol jk jk" girlie. I feel like Ais has probably had a bit of a bad influence on him, as he was less likely to fuck with people in the past for no reason (LESS likely, not UNlikely). But he likes to see how people react!

Ais: Loves fucking with you, but mostly in good humor. He will definitely let you walk around thinking something is true and then when you say it he'll be like, "That's not true. Who told you that?" like it wasn't him. The type of person whose kids will believe that Santa is real until like high school because he loves keeping up a bit. Will this put you in danger at some point? It's likely, but that's not necessarily his intention. Will you have a lot of inside jokes? Absolutely.

Vere: Needs to fuck with you to keep things interesting so he's going to do it all the time, often to your detriment. Light gaslighting, but nothing you can't see through with a little squinting. Part of the reason Vere has to mess with people is also because he refuses to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known. His legitimate desire and enjoyment combined with his crippling disquiet over true intimacy combine into his specialty "you're not safe around me" cocktail.

Leander: Outwardly at Kuras-levels of fucking with you, but never judge a book by its cover. This guy is literally turning down the lights in your room right now and when you ask him about it he's going to say, "I don't think anything looks any different, lovely." -- that's how much of a bonafide gaslighter he is. He's like... a nice gaslighter, though. His purpose is not to make you feel like shit. He wants you to like him and trust him, while also driving you away from other people, and making you second-guess your decisions and your reality.

Gaia (my cat) kidnapped Sigma off my bed. I swear if his throat is slit I will cry.

I never knew I could make such a high pitched sound until now

Eva & Sparda can do pocky day!

“Honey, if you wanted a kiss you could’ve just asked~”

WHERE

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

Crying once more here I come!

Stormbringer manga is releasing on 24 jan

Bring your popcorn and tears, it's going to be a long ride !

Gladio: what are you two watching?

Noctis: a movie about a man in a fedora chasing after a group of young people making their dreams into nightmares.

Gladio: didn't know they made a movie about Ardyn.

Fyodor: *watching Nikolai torment Sigma for the 4783 rd time* I’m surrounded by idiots.

Prompto: I made a blog!

Noctis: what's it called?

Prompto: chocobros

Noctis: okay? And what is it about?

Prompto: *closes the tab filled with photos of Noctis and the others half naked* Our adventures?