Mhin: What Are You Doing?

Confession time.

I may be called Iwantohugsigma but I am a huge Chuuya simp.

Noctis: I killed someone!

Prompto: What?! Noct that's illegal! We have to run away!

Gladio: if anyone asks we just tell them the empire made a clone of Noct and framed him.

Ignis: *pulls out a map with a bunch of red circles* We can dump the body here. No one will know. Leave the evidence to me I've done this before.

Noctis: .....

Prompto: *whispers to Noctis* I think Iggy has killed other people....

Noctis: You're evil.

Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?

Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.

Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.

Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.

Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.

Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.

Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.

Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.

Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.

Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.

Ardyn: To make him stronger.

Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.

Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.

Dante: Okay Verge. Let’s play a game. Take a sip every time you see something stupid.

Vergil: *looks at his brother and takes a sip*

Dante: I hope you get fucking plastered and get robbed again.

Chuuya: *strangling Dazai*

Dazai: Would.

Chuuya: I’m trying to kill you.

Dazai: Did I stutter?

Hello! I am the friend of the chibi England cosplayer c: the one with a blue wig lol my tumblr is nuclearglass(I'm too lazy to like sign in and shit) I hope we can be friends!! Your cosplay was so adorable and you impersonate him nicely!!

Thank you.

Then it gets flagged

has this been done yet

Cat dad

Ranpo: There’s this cafe that’s been selling a special limited time cake. But every time I get there, it’s sold out.

Poe: Don’t worry Ranpo. I bought the cafe for you. Now you can have that cake on demand any time you want!

Ranpo:

I DRANK SHAMPOO

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!