*ignis Enters The Room*

Nikolai: I’m a lovable person. I’m great to be around. People say I light up their life.

Sigma: *in the other room* WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?!

Ardyn: Some woman said she wanted kids so I brought her a sack of children. Now I'm in jail. Come bail me!

Ravus: How the hell did you get my phone number!? Enjoy your night in jail you psychotic pedophile!

Don't talk to me or my sons ever again

色塗り練習🍴

Sigma: I wanted one thing in life. A place to call home. Instead I’m forced to live with a pigeon and his pet anemic rat.

Nikolai: You forgot the anemic rat is immortal.

Fyodor: The devil has a restraining order against me I guess.

Prompto: I made a graveyard in minecraft filled with my dead hopes and dreams.

Ignis: *pulls out his phone* what's the number of your therapist again?

"I told you not to go through that door but did you listen? No. Now you're dead."

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

“There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!”

“Get that arm out of your mouth! You don’t know where that has been!”

“For a second I thought you were Gladio”

“Prompto would be fine here since he’s still a virgin.”

“Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I’m not insane.”

“Yes, let’s split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way.”

(If you have any ideas post them!“

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Dazai: What’s better than having sex with me?

Kunikida: Sanity.

Sigma: My casino.

Chuuya: Wine.

Fyodor: Watching a sinner like you burn.

Atsushi: Not contracting every STD known to man.

Dazai:

Dazai: Damn Atsushi…

Aranea: want to borrow some of my heels so you can be taller?

Loqi, looking around in his closet: what should I change into?

Ravus: a better person

Atsushi: Dazai said he wants you to take me out.

Akutagawa: With pleasure. How would you like to die, weretiger?

Atsushi: On a date, you murderous asshole!