Prompto: I made a graveyard in minecraft filled with my dead hopes and dreams.
Ignis: *pulls out his phone* what's the number of your therapist again?
Atsushi: Dazai, what are you doing?
Dazai: Thinking of someone very special~
*At Port Mafia Headquarters*
Chuuya: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID I GET A SHIVER DOWN MY SPINE?!
Vergil: *saving Y/n from a demon* there I saved your life now I can go back to ruining it.
Over religious guy: I shall drive you out with these sacred tools.
Nero: you’re a sacred tool.
Chuuya: *talking to Dazai on the phone* Stop fucking with Fyodor, he may end up catching you.
Dazai: It’s fine. Besides it’s fun fucking with the rat.
Mori: *walks up to Chuuya* Chuuya there you are. You said you had something to tell me?
Chuuya: I hope you like anal asshole because that’s what’s about to happen to you!
Mori: *panicked* Chuuya!?
(If you want to know this was a story from an old friend. Makes me laugh to this day)
~Kira~
I’m interested
a valentines day piece i didin twt, chuutross ft jealous dazai ‼️
"Bitch stole my look"
Who wore it better?
(trick question–the answer is always Ignis)
(Mod by me so I apologize for any brokenness–up at the Steam Workshop)
Noctis, Prompto, Gladio and Ignis: *playing never have I ever*
Noctis: never have I ever cried myself to sleep
Prompto: *takes a sip of his drink*
Ignis: never have I ever had an anxiety attack in public because I remembered my past
Prompto: *takes another sip*
Gladio: never have I ever cause more than one therapist to become depressed.
Prompto: *downs his drink*
Noctis: *whispers* I think we need to change it up *out loud* Never have I ever had a Nightmare with Ardyn becoming my spouse.
Prompto: *grabs Gladio's beer and chugs it*
Ignis: I would suggest a therapist but I guess that would be a bad idea
Prompto took a picture of Ignis with no face on. Nightmare fuel.
Dante: Vergil! We have a problem!
Vergil: I know, I’m looking at it.
Cat dad