Leander and Kira stuck on a tomb
Leander: this is really romantic actually. You and me alone.
Kira: Okay. I am going to sacrifice you.
Mhin: *on the other side* Not until he pays me first!
Death Zombie Go!
Mc: lost my virginity when I was younger?
Leander: how?
Mc: *holds up hands* life fucked me at a young age!
Sigma: *drops a cookie* Fuck me…
Nikolai: *pops head through portal* On it!
Sigma: *screams*
Ranpo: I’ve never told anyone this but, I love you!
Poe: All I did was share one of my pastries with you.
Nikolai: *Finishes brutally murdering someone* And yet I still feel nothing. *Eye twitches*
Dazai: To the new year! I’m going to finally die this year!
Chuuya: Stop making promises you don’t intend to keep! You’re getting my hopes up!
Chuuya: Alright Akutagawa. I’m going to teach you about dating.
Akutagawa: I’m not dating the weretiger!
Chuuya: Not with that attitude.
Nero: are you going to apologize for ripping arm off?
Vergil: No but I will apologize for the condom breaking.
Fyodor: Well since it’s just the four of us right now, why don’t you all be honest about how you feel about me.
Sigma: I hate you but I want to stay in my casino.
Bram: I hated you then and I hate you now.
Nikolai: I’m struggling between wanting to stab you or fuck you so I may do both.
Fyodor:
Fyodor: Sigma, how high up is that casino again?