He May Be Your Father But He Ain’t Your Demon Daddy!

Somnus: Ardyn! Brother! Help me!

Ardyn: Long live the king. *throws Somnus' hands off the edge*

Somnus: *falls off the bed*

*random person screams "noooo"*

Bahmut: We are leaving the future in their hands?

Vergil: *Slams the door to Devil May Cry open* Dante. The mother of my child is trying to kill me.

Dante: *Not looking up from his magazine* Which one?

Vergil: I know how to pick them....

Atsushi: Why did you cut my leg off!?

Akutagawa: Because you made me mad!

Atsushi: All I said was “Do you want ramen tonight?” And then you cut my leg off!

Akutagawa: I don’t want ramen I want pork buns!

Atsushi: Then tell me like a damn human being not some damn rabid animal! This is why you don’t have any friends!

This was my nightmare fuel

out of all the ffxv glitches I’ve seen, Ignis is involved in like half of them I swear

Why Ardyn has banned Alice from drinking.

Ardyn: Alice its late, come home.

Alice: f*** off I'm fine.

Ardyn: I just watched you walk into a light post.

Alice: You can't see me.

Ardyn: I'm right next to you

Alice: liar.

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Alice: (texts) I found your family!

Ardyn: (texts) please don't tell me you dug up another grave....

Alice: (sends him a picture of a bunch of pigs)

Ardyn: (texts) where are you?!

Alice: (texts) wif yor famly

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I thought Sigma was making that face because he got sick from the rides. But the haunted house scenes he’s asleep on one of the props. Poor thing is sleepy.

Today's Sigma is: taking a picture with his friend!

Vergil: *saving Y/n from a demon* there I saved your life now I can go back to ruining it.

Mc: lost my virginity when I was younger?

Leander: how?

Mc: *holds up hands* life fucked me at a young age!

Noctis: You're evil.

Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?

Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.

Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.

Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.

Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.

Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.

Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.

Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.

Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.

Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.

Ardyn: To make him stronger.

Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.

Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.

I have been reposted by my hero!