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⚠️ BSD spoilers. Season 4-5⚠️

Asagiri, plz, if Dazai is chosen for the port mafia, make Kunikida sad and worried. Make him fight to get Dazai back. I miss their duo so much. I really want Dazai to feel that he's missed by people. Kunikida isn't even aware that one of the detectives will go to the port mafia, he was at the hospital at that time. I want when Kunikida learns that Dazai is gone, I want him to scream, to scream for the first time against all the detectives, even the most respected one. I want him to go get Dazai even if Fukuzawa forbade him. Why? Why would Kunikida do that ? Because in his ideal, no one suffers. I wish Ranpo would tell him about Dazai's suffering, I would like Kunikida to stand in Mori's way. Because he won't let Dazai get hurt by anyone. Dazai will finally feel like he has a place somewhere. Someone is waiting for him. That he has his place in the agency. Even if I want the whole agency to be worried, I would like Kunikida to be the major character to be concerned abt Dazai. And maybe we'll learn more abt Kunikida's backstory.

I WANT THE KUNIZAI DUO BACK, PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC IDC

He obviously need one

I headcanon that Dazai is born in 4:44 AM.

Because “4” is a cursed number. I think it's because it's said the same as the word “death” in Japanese.

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Making a BSD characters (without drawing bc I suck at it) based on real authors : Victor Hugo !

I NEED him in bsd. He fought for human rights, for the abolition of the death penalty, for poor people, for children who were forced to work young, for women and single moms (who were treated as h0es if their husband left them)… He stood up to the king and wasn't afraid to say it. He even asked for a painter to represent Napoleon (the king) as a fearful bird fleeing from Victor Hugo.

- Victor Hugo would join the ADA, and this is for sure. But first, he won't be a very nice person… Not necessarily in the port mafia, but probably in some things as bad. Because before being so kind and courageous, Victor Hugo was far-right, so he agreed with what Napoleon said. But he changed and he became a nicer person, and he helped many people.

- In the BSD universe, Victor changed after seeing someone dying in front of him. A little boy named Gavroche (Gavroche is a little boy in one of his books). Gavroche was singing the song "It's Voltaire's fault", before dying. It was something that changed the way Victor saw things, and he decided that no one deserved this. (This is not how the IRL Victor Hugo changed)

- He's someone very brave and courageous. He's not scared of dying or whatever.

- He will be in his twenties

- He will try to teach Kyoka and Atsushi things. Like maths, science ect. The IRL Victor Hugo wanted the education to be free, so it won't be surprising if he teaches kids that couldn't have access to school/education.

- He always hums the song Gavroche sang before he died.

- He will TOTALLY be against Mori, he will hate him for sure. He can't support these types of people.

- He will be serious and calm, but he will always have a gentle smile on his face.

- He will, randomly, buy things for the people in need (food, drink ect…)

- He will love creating little stories in his head, and he will share them with Ranpo and Yosano.

- His ability would be "Wretched" (One of his most famous books.) This will allow him to curse someone. (Because the people in this book have very very bad life. Jean Valjean, Fantine… They're not cursed, but it felt like they were.)

- He will get along with Kunikida and Fukuzawa

- Victor will remind Dazai of Oda

- He will totally be called bby by the fandom-

- His birthday is the 26th of February

-“Life is just one long loss of everything you love.”

- He will make a lot of effort to be forgiven about his past. He, himself, is ashamed of himself for what he has done.

- He's for human's right.

- He will drink coffee in the morning because he's not a morning person.

I'll think I'll do more later about other authors I want in BSD, because there are a lot of them that I want.

Anyways, bye bye

˚₊‧꒰ა 𓂋 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

U BETTER BECAUSE RANPO HATER DON'T EXIST Y'ALL

we did it!!!

this is a big one yall 😋😋

FINAL ROUND FOR THE BRACKET!!

chuuya and atsushi better do good or im haunting you all in the next life /lh

I have headcanons abt Dazai's grandpa and it's time to confess:

╰┈➤ He's a veteran. He served in the army for 30 years, being a colonel for 20 years. Before that, he was a florist (those two jobs had nothing to do with each other ik).

╰┈➤ His first love, and his true love, was a woman who served as a nurse. They promised to marry each other once they're out of this shit. Though, she's not Dazai's grandma? Why? Well, the enemy bombed their base, and she sadly passed away. He never truly recovered, and his screams were so loud that the other soldiers thought his voice was going to break.

Dazai's whole family is traumatised idc <3

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Ty girlie ❦ !!!

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Currently watching : Camp Cretaceous, Moriarty The Patriot

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy : Sweet

Relationship statue : Single, not in love and don't want to date 😞

Current obsession : Bsd, Dazai & Ranpo & Kunikida, Killer Peter, Camp Cretaceous

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currently watching: rewatching b99 as i type

sweet/savoury/spicy: IM A BASIC BITCH 3:<< I LOVE SWEET FOOD SM 😭

relationship status: never had a relationship 😍 (single)

current obbsesion: Bsd and tbhk !!

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Headcanon about my favorites BSD characters (and also my highest kin) : Ranpo Edogawa.

1 - No one in the ADA want to watch a movie with him, he always end up spoiling everything and say "It was too easy to guess, why don't you understand?"

2 - He hates dark chocolate, he thinks it's not sweet enough. That's why as soon as we offer him some, he gives them to Fukuzawa, Yosano or Kunikida.

3 - He often blames things on others. Is there no more candy? He will blame Dazai. Even if he knows that it's bad, he's used to doing it, so the ADA just don't care anymore.

4 - He always smells like chocolate or candy, which is one of the reasons why Atsushi can always find Ranpo when the detective is lost.

5 - He dislikes being complimented on his physique. Because for him, the physical does not create a detective, and will prefer to be complimented on his intelligence.

6 - He actually dislikes playing chess, except if there's something to win (Like chocolate, candy…)

7 - During the important events, while everyone in the ADA drinks wine except minors, Ranpo drinks his ramune in silence.

8 - When he was still in his police academy, he blew up a computer in technology because a friend bet him that he wouldn't be able to. But none of these two expected the computer to ACTUALLY blow up...

9 - No one in the ADA saw him cry. He said "Everyone relies on me, if I cry, there's no hope."

10 - Dazai is actually surprised that Ranpo still has hope for humanity. I mean, Ranpo knows EVERYONE's backstory. He knows how cruel humans are, and they were even cruel to him. It's something Dazai could never understand..

11 - He's actually good with kids, but since he's not patient with them.

12 - Ranpo is like shazam, when someone doesn't know the song, they ask him and he gives the titles. Even if sometimes he gives the wrong titles on purpose because he likes seeing them annoyed.

13 - Someone already told him "I love you but you're autistic" and the person walked away.

14 - The weirdest insult he received was "your mother drinks pasta water". And the person was really serious. Ranpo just ended up laughing.

15 - When he was still in school, Ranpo commented on every argument. For example, a girl and a boy were arguing, the boy told the girl "b*tch", then Ranpo would say to the girl "he insulted you of a b*tch" even if she heard it correctly.

16 - Due to that, his teacher once asked him if he wanted to be a journalist. He answered "No, why ?", and the teacher told him "Because even if there's nothing to say, you still talk"

17 - He and his mother were very close, and they understood each other. He really felt like he was understood by her, and when she died, he called her number constantly hoping that one day she would pick up. He was in denial for a very long time. But he could only hear his mother's voice through the answering machine. He called her number to hear he voice, even with the answering machine, when he didn't feel great.

18 - Ranpo once started a fight with someone who said "I want to have ADHD and autism so bad"

19 - He once made his P.E teacher cry, but she deserved it so he don't feel guilty right now.

20 - Ranpo is BAD for gifts. Like, really. He's always stressed when someone's birthday is close or when it's Christmas.

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