Ty Girlie ❦ !!!

Then why do you act as if he's the center of the world ?

Ranpo: Chuuya ...

Chuuya : Oh no, 'Chuuya ' in b-flat.

Chuuya : You're disappointed.

Ranpoooooo

PHASE 2 ROUND 5

“That person deserves a break” “This person deserves a break”

MFS RANPO DESERVES A BREAK.

First of all, he has been carrying the ADA since he was a TEEN. He was 14 when he started working. Then, he had to watch the agency he cared so much about being slowly destroyed while being powerless because he has no ability. He yapped abt having the strongest ability and now he can only watch his only home being destroyed by his lack of ability. The guilt he must feel is CRAZY. Ranpo knows everything which means he knows what his friends are going through and can't do much about it.

Like give my man a break Asagiri (And not only him)

No 😭

I didn't meant it that way

Mr. Fyodor, is there anything that even you are very afraid of?

Yes.

Teenage girls.

😃

Oh..

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

I've been thinking about something… Y'know, I'm anemic (just like Fyodor) and in this mouth i'm forced to take medicine for my lack of iron in my blood. So I wonder if Fyodor does the same ? Does he even think about it? Or does Nikolai eat them up and Fyodor can't find them ?… So many questions…

₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔* :･

Headcanon about my favorite duo in BSD : Ranpo and Yosano !

1 - Their trust in each other is on another planet. Yosano can go so far as to put her life in danger being sure to survive if Ranpo said she would survive.

2 - Yosano has always been feminist, as far as she remembers. So she always talked about her ideas of equality etc to Ranpo, and since Ranpo was a mama's boy, he agreed. Which made her happy to find a boy who was respectful like Ranpo.

3 - Yosano used to have a lot of nightmares of the war when she was younger, Ranpo even changed rooms to be with her to reassure her.

4 - Yosano once did a full face on Ranpo.

5 - They once exchanged their clothes. Ranpo was wearing Yosano's usual ouftit, and Yosano was wearing Ranpo's usual ouftit. It actually fits Yosano, but not for Ranpo…

6 - Ranpo bought her medical books when they were younger and she was coming out of the war, so she's not forced to rely on her ability.

7 - As long as Ranpo is not seriously injured, she refuses to torture him for healing. She just can't. She will heal him like a normal nurse would, and can't use her ability on him.

8 - Ranpo knows how to use makeup and take good pictures because Yosano force him.

9 - They both roast each other, public or not.

10 - Yosano used to rely on him a lot when she was younger. He was her savior, so she used to get stressed whenever he wasn't around. But it got better after a year, and she didn't rely on him that much.

11 - They know each other like the back of their hand, just like when Ranpo said "the danger arrive in 10 seconds", to give the other detectives time to hide before she arrives to ask who wants to accompany her for her purchases.

12 - They gossip like 294628 times a day

13 - Yosano explained medicine to Ranpo, and Ranpo said it's too confusing

14 - Both Yosano and Ranpo came to the conclusion that the agency is just a bunch of mentally ill persons

15 - Ranpo used to carry Yosano's bags. Don't think he enjoyed it

16 - Yes, Ranpo can give her his life, organs or whatever, but no, he won't give her his chips.

17 - Yosano often buys ramune for Ranpo, and she's mostly the one who opens it BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO OPEN DAYUM (I've tried)

18 - Yosano's name on Ranpo's phone is "Sadistic bitch" and Ranpo's name on Yosano's phone is "Genius bitch"…

19 - People often think they're either siblings or dating

20 - They both like to do night walks, where they both talk about their days, their past, their memory etc.

It's Dazai's birthday Aosbzoxhakxizvfo

*Just watched inside out.*

Dazai : What emotion controls me the most?

Kunikida : Depression.

Dazai : It's not even—

Kunikida : Depression.