So I Finally Entered The Payday 2 Secret Santa Event This Year And I Got @Sanity_T_V On Twitter, Who

Need to get back into Payday so uhhhh headcanons.

When the Safehouse food supply is restocked its like a fuckin wild card every time. If Chains is restocking it, everything is generally pretty healthy with a few sugary snacks here or there. If Joy is restocking it, these mfs are living off of fruit loops for a month.

Dallas tried dieting when he was younger but he hated every second of it. He's restorted to just eating what he wants and just working out a shit ton.

Nobody has a synced sleep schedule. The only time anyone gets up at the same time is if Dallas decrees it so for a heist.

^^ Hoxton gets up the earliest at 4:30 am, and Joy gets up the latest at anywhere from 9 am to 4 pm. Sometimes Jimmy just doesn't wake up. He could get 40 straight hours of sound REM sleep and still wake up tired.

Joy isn't allowed in the basement without supervision purely because they kept throwing various items at Wolf's head. So far theyve gotten away with cheese, a tortilla, white bread, and suction nerf darts.

^^ In defense, Wolf has taken to putting labels, stickers, and pieces of tape on Joy's jacket when they walk by.

Joy, Jimmy, and Sydney have made a game out of asking the other heisters who they kin.

^^ Most heisters don't know what that means but Wick replied with "Neo from the Matrix" without hesitation.

Clover and Bonnie often get into screaming matches and it worries everyone in the Safehouse; sometimes you'll just start hearing upset Scottish and Irish but when you ask the two about it, they respond with "Oh no I love that girl we're best friends." And it confuses the shit out of everyone.

Jimmy doesnt seem like he can sing but I firmly believe he sounds like Simon Curtis when he does.

Seeing these responses pop up in my notifs was the biggest moment of "What the McFuck (positive)" I have ever experienced. Are yall a hivemind, how tf did you see this post that quickly

I hope to one day reach the level of payday posting that Yado and Bainposting and the others are on. I hope to one day join the high council but alas I started this blog for Elder Scrolls content.

- Nori

Lmao. Whatever, have these, this is fun :3333

Trying to find a good picture of jesse pinkman so i can make a pride flag edit of him but i cannot for the life of me find the specific one im looking for this is cringe

YKNOW WHAT FUCK IT. I'm showing up to school in cosplay. Tomorrow its gonna be Balthazar from Sorcerers Apprentice but friday.

Guys.

Guys the thermal dri ll go get it.

- Nori, who's contemplating changing its name for the fifty-fifth time since it started transitioning. Will it be Bain? Fuck around and find out.

Artfight revenge for my good friend @wacky-nameless-inventor-24 !!

I’ve never drawn an avian before so this was a fun experience! I know nothing about Ducktales but I love Blue so much and this was a blast to do so I hope you like it!

Organizations/Groups I think the Payday heisters would be in.

Duke would definitely be a Kingsman agent. Im listing this first cause its what inspired the whole post. Dallas and Houston would be Statesman agents. Hoxton would be considered for Kingsman because of Aldstone, but whether or not he makes it in is up in the air.

Jacket would be buddies with the Unholy Trinity from GTA or part of the Creeps from RUINER.

This isn't like. An official group but I think Wolf and Joy would be survivors in Generation Zero.

Wick would be a Dark Brotherhood assassin when the Brotherhood was in its prime (Oblivion Era)

Jimmy is a citizen of the New Sheoth in Shivering Isles on the side of Mania.

I could see Bonnie as a crewmember aboard the Black Pearl.

More to come, feel free to add on :0

Okay this is eating away at my mind but how to male lesbians work? Like, he/him lesbians? How does a male identifying person be a lesbian? I'm not tryna be shitty or lesbophobic or anything, I'm genuinely curious and everytime i look it up, i just get discourse instead of actual info. Any info is greatly appreciated

- Nori

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My first ever attack in my first ever artfight. I had a lot of fun doing it.

This is Wren Kahrlial Springs, a character owned by @its-spelt-hermaeus-mora

Hope you like it!